loser *ೃ༄ miya atsumu x reader

2. tea

"OW!" he yelled in your face and very dramatically grabbed the wrong arm.

"she didn't even hit you on that arm the fuck are you on," osamu deadpanned and started walking faster.

"shoulda ate him in the womb on god." atsumu grumbled looking at his twin who was power walking to get far far away from you two.

"he's on his period be nice!" you smacked the back of his head lightly.

"OUCH WOMAN!" he looked at you real offended and reached his arm out to mess up your hair.

"you know the left tit is usually bigger than the right one" you tried to change the topic as you dodged atsumu's hands.

"oh?" he stopped trying to traumatise your hair.

"yeah"

"can i see?"

"bruh"

"you both need to learn how to shut the fuck up." osamu, done with your shit for the nth time, made a disgusted face at you and atsumu.

"weren't you just power walking to get away from us like you gotta train to catch or something" you raised an eyebrow at him.

"i was and i would've been successful if you both weren't going feral on the street" he grumbled at you two.

"yer just mad because you're hungry"

"shut up tsumu you're ugly and adopted and mom doesn't like you"

osamu started speed walking again, which turned into a trot pretty soon.

you were left standing in the same spot osamu left you in, with a shocked atsumu.

"we have the same face 😧"

>next morning 8:03 am

you woke up the next morning because SOMEONE was spam calling you at 8am.

"n/n come over I'm so bored"

"atsumu. it's 8 in the fucking morning what do you want go to sleep"

"i woke up early n/nnn I can't go back to sleep now and I'm bored"

"who told you to wake up so early?"

"well I thought we had practice today but then remembered that we didn't have school", you could feel him swinging his arms around through the phone, the way he usually does while trying to explain something.

"well that's a you problem. deal with it"

"Y/NNNNNNNNN I'll come to your house and take you with me if you don't come"

"wake samu up"

"no I don't want to look at his face early in the morning. i'm coming to your house"

"atsumu no-"

"ugh fine whatever, i don't NEED you to hangout with me" you could practically hear him rolling his eyes.

he cut the call.

minutes later your door slammed open and atsumu walked in smiling brightly.

"rise and shine~", he said as he jumped on top of you, like a belly flop.

"ughhhh you horse I cant breath get off", you tried to kick him off of you.

"no, wake up"

"no, go away"

"well if that's how it is then,,"

you buried your face in the pillow waiting for him to leave you alone. it was peaceful for a few seconds till you felt arms around your waist.

atsumu lifted you off the bed, your blanket still wrapped around you like a mummy and headed downstairs.

not a single inch of you was visible underneath the blanket except your face, you just got burrito-d.

you didn't even bother to protest, you were sleepy and he was wide awake, there was a clear winner.

You saw your dad in the kitchen and your mom by the table while being carried out by atsumu.

"bye auntie!  bye uncle!", atsumu waved at them as he made his way to the front door. Your parents smiled back at him and your mom ruffled his hair.

"he's kidnapping me. your daughter is being kidnapped. say something." you grumbled sleepily at your parents.

"thankgod", you heard your dad say as atsumu stepped outside and proceeded to close the door.

"HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THANKGOD. DAD??" you yelled as you heard your parents chuckle from inside the house.

"everyone feels the same way about you y/n for real for real" atsumu laughed too and walked over to his house.

It gets better I swear