A Deep Dive Into My Teenage Mind (From The Vault)

Unless You Got Money

Don't talk to me about your hobbies 

Unless you got a lot of money 

Hiding away in your attic are old bodies 

Who used to act like a bunch of fake copies 

And that is what helped them meet their end 

With all of your pockets full you can't blend 

Take it out of a bank and have them spend 

But that's the only reason you have a best friend 

It's a useless TikTok trend 

But unless you got money 

Then the world will never be that funny 

Then you'll be as broke as the Easter Bunny 

Unless you got money 

Then the world will never be that funny 

Then you'll be as broke as the Easter Bunny 

Then you got a mother 

Who has a brother 

Who had his mother 

Turned into something other 

And dropped his blood brother 

Who then killed his grandmother 

Who had custody of his foster brother 

Who never got to meet his birthmother 

Which led to their godmother 

Calling down their half-brother 

But unless you got money 

You don't get the whole story 

Or any type of American glory 

So you're just thrown into a category 

By that petty jury 

But that never stops the Grand Jury 

To reenforce the germ theory 

Which led the government to bury 

Then that led to a movie which has a film theory 

But this story doesn't have a main character named Harry 

Not even a cat named Tom and a mouse named Jerry 

But unless you got that type of money 

The world will never be that funny 

Then you'll be as broke as the Easter Bunny 

But unless you got so much money 

The world will never be that funny 

Then you'll be as broke as the Easter Bunny 

I never had that much money growing up 

But as long as I had my tea cup 

I never needed that much money growing up 

As long as I had a tea cup 

But if you got that much money 

Then you'll be the one that's funny 

And you'll look like an Easter Bunny 

Which leaves it dark and not sunny 

If you got that much money