Spanish Empire meets UN

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Spanish Empire pov

The Japanese want me to come to another world? I decided to go and brought Brazil and Argetnina with me. We entered the portal and Japan brought us through a jet to the UN? I then entered Geneva and saw numerous countries including some of my dominions? (o=original and no o means alternative universe)

UN: Hello Spanish Empire

Spanish Empire: Hi

UK: So you beat me up?

Spanish Empire: You declared on me British Empire you had it coming

Brazil: As a witness to this I can confirm it

Mexico (o): How you treating your slaves?

Spanish Empire: Pretty well I mean the kids aren't slaves the old men aren't slaves the teenagers and adults are slaves but get certain work depending on their ability

Argentina (o): How is he treating ya Argentina

Argentina: pretty well I mean the worst punishment I got was losing the Falklands but honestly losing around a million people to take those islands was not worth it

Brazil (o): Hi me where is Portugal

Brazil: That Eroupean sucks it's his brother that is better

Portugal (o): I DO NOT SUCK

Spanish Empire: I mean in my universe you said you sucked

Portugal (o) :.......

France (o): Does Napolen still happen?

Brazil: Napolen? HAHAHAHA THAT FAILURE OF A LEADER?!

Spanish Empire: Yeah but the endless manpower of the great Spanish Empire crushes them before they got a change to fight the Spanish!

UK: So is Scotland indepdent?

Spanish Empire: No they are still in the British Empire it's just that the British Empire is only the British isles

Argentina: And many of the Spanish dominions make sure it stays that way

UK: O-okay

UN: What is the worst war in your world?

Spanish Empire: OWO its the British-Spanish war which costed 6 million deaths

UK: Dang I did damage!

Spanish Empire: No that was all your people only 1 million are mine

UK:.......

Spanish Empire: I must leave with my children now cause we are planning on uniting the fronts me and Japan have. Plus the USSR ain't gonna defeat itself am I right?!

US (o): In our world they do

Spanish Empire: How with money problems cause they have the 2nd best economy in the world in mine

US (o): Money problems

Spanish Empire: Well that ain't gonna happen in my world but just to let you know we are gonna go now next time we come I'll bring my best chum with me. (The country the Spanish Empire will bring is a reference in this chapter.) * They leave for their front in Alnus hill *

UN: Meeting dismissed Japan go fight on your front so we can meet this new 'chum' of the Spanish Empire

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