- How they would chop wood -

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How I think the dsmp members would chop wood:

In general:
They're chopping logs out on grass with an axe.

Dream-
Curses the entire time despite chopping it absolutely perfect.

George-
Gives up after a few minutes of failing, and lays on the grass.

Sapnap-
Yeets the wood off to the side when he's done chopping it up.

Karl-
Doesn't trust himself with an axe so he has someone else do it.

Quackity-
Is the person that chops wood for Karl, and chops it without any thought.

Wilbur-
Jokes the entire time about messing up but is secretly panicking.

Tommy-
Complains but refuses to give up until he at least gets a good chunk out of the log.

Tubbo-
Raises the separated logs and yells in victory for chopping it the fastest.

Technoblade-
Uses a wood cutter. Because. . .
Duh.

Ranboo-
Never loses the will to chop it in half, even if he gets tired.

Billzo-
Acts like a grandpa the entire time, and somehow chops it in half.

Foolish-
Chops it with ease and doesn't really do much after.

Eret-
Also scared he'll hurt himself so he doesn't try.

Jschlatt-
Chops that bastard in half like he's sacrificing something.

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