Way 73 to piss off Meta Knight

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Way number 73: Shove him off of whatever high surface he is on. He likes to feel tall by standing on surfaces higher than him, such as tables, countertops, stools, chairs, desks, and so on.

He does it because he's insecure about being short, so just shove him off.

Me:*Shoves him off the counter top he's on*

(He has to flap him wings to keep from falling.)

Meta: Why did you do that?
Me: Because.
Meta:Because..?
Me: You're short and you aren't allowed to feel tall.

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