Way number 33: Burn the library down 🔥. Ok, sounds stupid but have you not noticed? In a lot of cutscenes, he'll be sat reading while watching over Kirby. So, it's obvious he likes a good read. :>
(I hold an alight twig and pour gasoline on the stack of books I've gathered. Meta Knight watches curiously from behind a tree. I lower the flaming end of the twig and the books set on fire. It cackled and laughs sinisterly. Meta Knight hurries over to me.)
Meta Knight: What books are you burning?
Me: The books about star warriors.
Meta Knight: What? I needed those though!
Me: No you didn't.
Meta Knight: Yes, I did.
Me: How am I supposed to unburn a book?
Meta Knight: It's too late now, they're gone for good.
(I look down and see a puddle of ash at my feet.)
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Ways to piss off Meta Knight
HumorHello peeps! School sucks, right? Well, not this school, cause I'm gonna teach you how to piss off Meta Knight. :>