Ways to piss off Meta Knight

Way 45 to piss off Meta Knight

Way number 45: Take over the Halberd.

After the amount of times you've sunk it, just take it over. Why waste such a vast ship and grand opportunity?

Me: Metaaaaaa?
Meta Knight: What is it?
Me: Uh, Mace Knight is locked in that cupboard.
Meta Knight: What?
Me: I just told you, Mace Knight is locked in that cupboard.
Meta Knight: I don't hear anything coming from the cupboard..nobody is in there..
Me: Can I have the key to get him out?
Meta Knight: Yes, but return it after.
(I push him in the cupboard.)
Me: Well, now someone is in the cupboard.
(Meta Knight bangs on the door with his gloved fist, to no avail.)
Me: I can't hear you! The Halberd is all mine now. Thanks for such a lovely present!
(I go ahead and ruin the Halberd by telling the Meta Knights to spray paint it pink.)
Me: Much better!
Meta Knight: What have you done to my ship?
Me: M a g i k.
(I run off before I get stabbed by Galaxia.)