Me: Hello everyone and welcome to the 183rd Episode of Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars!
*FSW appears*
FSW: Hey guys!
Haruhi: Yay! You're back! *kisses FSW on the cheek*
Me: You better NOT have any awful questions and dares. Remember last time?
FSW: Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyways, for my first question, Regina and Patrick, The Patrick Star is finally here. Thoughts?
Squidward: Worst show ever! Whose idea was it to give that moron his own show?!
Regina: I couldn't agree more, Squidward!
Zarya: It was Nick of course. After all, it seems like no one gives a CRAP about respecting Stephen Hillenburg's legacy! First the NFL trolls us with Travis Scott and now we got 2 HORRIBLE SpongeBob spinoffs! It's like 2019 and 2020 are the "Years of S**tting on Stephen Hillenburg" or something!
Me: Well, Stephen Hillenburg never specifically said he DIDN'T want any spinoffs, and he even KNEW about Kamp Koral's development, which automatically discriminates that fact.
Music: Well even if he did, even YOU have to admit that still doesn't change the fact that the spinoffs suck, Durand!
Me: Of course. I'm just clarifying that they weren't absolutely out of the picture.
Arkayna: Yeah, but they still suck. If The Cleveland Show, Planet Sheen, and The Patrick Star Show taught us anything, it's that giving side characters their own spinoffs is always a bad idea. They're the side characters for a reason!
Ronnie Anne: Ahem.
Arkayna: Ok, ALMOST always a bad idea.
G: And besides, it still feels pretty suspicious that they announced and aired them after he died without his approval.
Me: Yeah, that's a good point.
FSW: Well then, for my next question, does anyone know a therapist or doctor who can help Esdeath?
Esdeath: Why would I EVER need a therapist, FSW?
Haruhi: So you can stop acting like a pathetic little pissbaby whenever we bring up Tatsumi!
Kelsey: Goddammit, Haruhi!
Regina: Here we go again...
*Esdeath bursts into tears again...*
Esdeath: TATSUMIIIII!! WHY COULDN'T I SAVE YOU?! WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
Maya: *sigh*
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