Daisy
Daisy: May wash so shweeeet! She cuddled me and...and carry me from my room to the dentisht *giggles*
May: I literally dragged her out because she doesn't want to go to the dentist
Daisy: aawww I love youu...Omg I feel like I'm in a Jelly...Jell-O...Oh my god I'm in May'sh womb oh my god can you feel me kicking momma May!!! *literally kicks May*
Jemma
Jemma: And now, AshapShCIENCE preshentsh The elementsh of the Periodic Table. There'sh Hydrogen and Helium, Then Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon everywhere, Nitrogen all through the air, With Oxygen sho you can breathe, And Fluorine for your pretty teeth, Neon to light up the signsh, Shodium for shalty timesh x10
Daisy: *vibing* : D
May: *having a headache*
Fitz: : D
Fitz
Fitz: When we firsht shaw Shkye she's like an ugly duckling
Jemma: but now?
Fitz: shtill an ugly duckling
Daisy: Hey!!!
Fitz: when we firsht shaw the director he ish Phil 'im sho inlove with May' Coulshon
Jemma: and now?
Fitz: he'sh Phil 'im sho inlove with May but with Kidsh' Coulshon : D
Coulson: *Blushes*
Fitz: When we firsht shaw May-
May: ENOUGH!!!
May
*in the car after going to the dentist*
May: ...
Coulson: why are you all snuggled in May back there?
Daisy: She's softer when she doesn't have her wisdom tooth
Jemma: Daisy means May doesn't care if we cuddle her because of the anesthesia
Daisy: *whispering* maybe we can ask for a dog now, she'll probably say yes because of the anesthesia
Fitz: *whispering* or a monkey
Coulson: *whispering* or captain ameri-
May: I can shtill hear you -.-
Mack
Mack: Dale a tu cuerpo alegría MackElena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, MackElena Hey MackElenaaaaaa (Macarena parody)
Daisy: *Dancing* eyyy!
Yoyo: *face palms*
Yoyo
Yoyo: hijo de puta...vete al demonio...
Jemma: what's she's doing?
Daisy: probably summoning Satan?
Mack: she's actually cursing in Spanish
Daisy: oohh so whats Hijo de pu-
May: *glares*
Jemma: *covers Daisy's mouth*
Coulson
Coulson: *became a Captain America Dictionary* Did you know CaPtaIn AMeric-
May: *Points at Coulson* see this here? 30 years of this shit
Buskids: hehe : D
(idk what im doing)
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The Good Framework
FanfictionAgents of SHIELD Oneshot and Incorrect Scene collection (mostly fluff) (there's warning if there are spoilers) [Apologies, English is not my first language, there might be grammar, or typographical errors as you read] Some of these will also be uplo...
