CHERISH.

𝗛𝗖 ;; 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗝𝗘𝗕𝗨𝗦 !

REQUESTED BY :
Spothy

NOTE :
i once read a Jesus x reader

not Jeb btw

but its soo mf good i-

CHARACTER :
oh sweet baby jesus

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DATING START !

• you, dating a man with the same name as a 2000 something God ? it may seem impossible in the real life, but not in the world of fanfiction, baby.

• honestly, Jeb is really cool in my opinion, though when i first saw him, my initial reaction was to scream. but after watching Madness Combat, i think he's dope.

• ahem, anyways, Krinkels himself had said that Jebus isn't really the 'touchy feeling' type, so i guess he's not emotional, yeah.

• but then, something interesting happened, the something is... fandoms. no jk jk, it's you. apparently, just reading this chapter makes this dude feel WHAPOW !! BOOM BOOM !! AAAAAAAー

• ok maybe not like that. it took longer for Jeb to finally feel comfortable around you, this man is stubborn asf

• but after finding out that you mean no harm ( not to him at least ), he grew softer. and softer and softer and softer, he's basically a baby's butt rn ( get it ? cus its soft ?? no ? ok. )

• until somehow, you guys are.. ya know, d*ting. ahem, i'm not old enough to have a romantic relationship with someone, or rather, i don't really want to. how come my classmates already have a partner ?? ehh, not my concern i suppose.

• he didn't really display much emotions, so you tried to help him with it. keyword : tried.

• affection is a tad bit rare, especially PDA.

• he is, however, constantly worried about you, usually secretly giving portable weapons like pocket knife. he isn't the type to bombard you with messages though, soooo its good ig ??

• he respected your personal boundaries and won't touch you without your consent. wow, what a man.

• Jeb will try to keep you away from dangerous missions, like hun please, its not safe. sometimes, he'll let you come. though he would take on the big and stronger ones, while you just either stand there or beat up the small ones.

• Jesus jokes, it always annoys him a bit.

• he'll teach you how to fight and defend yourself, no questions asked. but if you're the type to get tired easily or is generally weak ( you body, not you ), he'll teach you something simpler and about weapons.

• its no surprise seeing him came home with him looking like he had lost a fight with an angry cat to which the said cat giving him 50 something battle scars.

• he doesn't really get the concept of modern days culture nor he bother understanding them, he usually just ignore them.

• despite not being affectionate, he's quite a gentleman i must say, let alone the fact that he's a violent guy and that he had that 'resting b//tch face' going on.

• more often than not, he does chores. so if you're lazy and prefer lounging around, Jeb is willing to do your chores, he won't question the weird stuff you had on your room or laundry though. at least, he better not.

• so yeah, he won't go : "hey homie, what's this swag thing i found on your room ?? it looks pretty... kinky.. ". anyways,

• he might be quite distant at times, but trust me when i say that he cared about you, lots even. you're basically his number one priority, as long as you're by his side, everything is completely fine.

THANK GOD
ITS FUNKIN
FRIDAY

i hate myself please end my misery

again, thanks for requesting this Spothy this was really fun to write, not to mention that i think Jeb is really cool

QUESTION TIME :
what's your favorite Madness Combat headcanon made by the fandom ?