Everyone: WHAT?!
Esdeath: After seeing him die, I gave up and started to cry... Then, just to add insult to injury, that man mocked me and said this...
Kazuya: Hmph. All that power yet so sensitive about love. You're not even worth my time.
Esdeath: Then he gave me an evil grin and flew away...
Haruka: That's terrible!
Esdeath: Ever since that awful incident, I fell into a deep depression, never to find a man that could equal Tatsumi ever again. That is, until I heard about you, Durand.
Me: Really?
Esdeath: Yes. I first heard about you from word on the street when your show was starting to gain lots of popularity during Season 2. At first, I didn't care that much about you, but then I heard about how much of renowned heroes you and your friends had become, and that you were the ones who killed the bastard that killed my one true love...
Nozomi: Yep, it was Kazuya. What more evidence do we need?
Me: So that's when you fell for me. Why though?
Esdeath: You just had the same charm Tatsumi had that made me love you. Serious and Heroic, but also Kind and Lovable. Then it was settled, I would make you my husband and regain my happiness! But then YOU had to come around and ruin it, Maya! Now no one's gonna love me again...
Maya: Oh, I'm sorry... Well, don't feel bad! I'm sure one day you'll find your ideal man, Esdeath! Just... make sure you don't act all... crazy when you do.
Esdeath: I don't want to be told that by you...
Kim: Well aren't you jealous!
FSW: Yeesh, I didn't your whole backstory, I simple "Tatsumi died so I went to find a new man" would've been nice.
Esdeath: Hmph. You don't even know what it's like to fall in love!
FSW: Uh huh. Whatever. Anyways, for my next question, Schnitzel, how would you feel if Patrick was stronger than you?
Schnitzel: Radda Radda?! Radda Radda Radda Radda!!
Chowder: He said, "Patrick, stronger than ME?! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!"
Regina: I couldn't agree more, Schnitzel!
FSW: Looks like someone cares about their ego. Anyways, for my next question, has anyone heard about this YouTube animator called Tabbes? She acts a lot like Mandy.
Me: Actually no. Let me watch one of her videos...
*after watching the video*
Me: My god. She really IS Mandy!
FSW: Told you. Anyways, for my last question, Sheen and Pip, did you know you guys have the same VA, Jeffrey Garcia?
Sheen: We do?!
Pip: Now that I think about it, we DO sound pretty familiar!
FSW: Of course you do! Now then, for my first dare, Patrick, I dare you to show everyone Pat Back!
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