Ask or Dare: Cartoon & Anime All-Stars (Beginner Saga)

Episode 156: Haruhiism Strikes Back!

Haruhi: WHAT?! TAKE THAT BACK!

Lori: No! I still hate you for all that s**t we had to deal with back in Season 2!

Haruhi: Oh get over it! >:(

Sakura: We don't forgive OR forget.

Haruhi: Hmph. You morons just don't appreciate the greatness that is Haruhiism!

Everyone: HARUHIISM?!

Haruhi: Haruhiism! The greatest religion that's ever existed because it's all about me!

Rachel: YOU?! A religion?! That's ridiculous as hell!

Haruhi: Just like you playing with Lincoln's heart!

Ronnie Anne: Yeah!

Rachel: Will you stop bringing that up! Can't you just let me forget about it?!

Maya: Sorry girl, but something like that can't be forgotten! Besides, even if, and that a BIG if, we forget about it, the fans won't forget.

Clara: She has a point, Rachel.

Rachel: Just forget I said anything...

Haruhi: Anyways, yes. Haruhiism is a real religion and the best religion to ever exist!

Kirito: Seriously?

Kyon: *facepalm and sigh* It's not a real religion, it's just something she made up to boost her ego...

Haruhi: Hey, shut up!

Lily: What's Haruhiism?

Haruhi: It's where you all praise me as your lord and savior, duh!

Dark Aqua: *mumbles* Two things that none of us associate you with...

Haruhi: I heard that! I heard that!

FSW: Uh huh. Well, thanks for the explanation, Haruhi. Anyways, for my last question, Asuna, how did putting beads in your mom's car go?

Asuna: I honestly don't know. Since I'm old enough to live on my own, I wonder how she reacted.

FSW: Oh, I see. Anyways, for my first dare, I dare Kazama to lick a doorknob, and if he refuses, he has to pick Billy's nose!

Kazama: WHAT?!

Hibiki: HA! Suck it, you perverted shut in neet!

FSW: So what's it gonna be, Kazama? Lick a doorknob or pick Billy's nose?

Kazuma: NEITHER!!

Me: Well, if you refuse to do both, then you'll have to watch a 5 Hour Marathon of Dora the Explorer!

Kazuma: NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

Kanade: Then choose one!

Kazuma: FINE! I'LL LICK A DOORKNOB!

FSW: I was hoping you'd say that!

*Kazuma walks over to the studio entrance and licks the doorknob while making some pretty goofy faces*