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Sirius didn't know if he should laugh or be intimated , his fellow marauders stood in front of him with their arms crossed over their chests
James had a scowl that made him look a awful lot like Euphemia, Remus looked like he was questioning his existence and Peter was dozing off and startling himself awake
Looking at Peter did it Sirius let out a bark like laugh
"What are we a boyband now??" He asked which caused James to glare and Remus to smack James upside the head
"I told you not to do it!!" Remus mumbled shaking his head
"Padfoot our dear friend!!" James said in a sickly sweet voice
"Have a seat Pads" Remus said and nodded towards the chair
"Am I in trouble??" Sirius asked as he sat down and crossed one leg over the other putting a cigarette to his lips
"Not trouble per say" James said shrugging while he approached the boy
"You see Mr Black, Mr Lupin, Pettigrew and I-
"Just you" Remus said from the bathroom causing James to narrow his eyes
"MR LUPIN , PETTIGREW AND I!!! Made a collective decision to have an interrogation" James said and held his wand in Sirius face the latter giving him a questioning look while Remus tried his best to hold back laughter
"Bloody wand-give me a moment" James said holding his finger up and mumbling a "lumos" and holding his wand back in Sirius' face
"No no no!! You made a collective decision and this isn't an interrogation it's a bloody discussion" Remus said as he stumped into the room and grabbed James wand
"It's alright Moony , interrogation, discussion I'll never tell!!!" Sirius said with his porker face playing along with James
"Oh bloody Merlin two more days to go Remus two more days!!" Remus mumbled rubbing his temples
James walked up and down in front of Sirius while rubbing an imaginary beard while Remus shook his head
James leaned in so he was face to face with Sirius with narrowed eyes glaring at the boy who wore an unimpressed porker face
"It's just that a certain one of us has a certain crush on a certain blonde witch and that certain one of us happens to be a certain one of us who is a certain someone who is sitting in this room" James mumbled really fast causing Sirius' porker face to morph into a confused one while Remus smacked his forehead
"Wha-
"WE KNOW YOU LIKE MARLENE!!" Peter yelled as he sat up from where he was lying down
"What!!! That's bull I don't like McKinnon!!" Sirius yelled standing up and tossing his cigarette outside the window and stumping to the bathroom
