"Yo D, call the fucking police, I'll be right back." He went to protest, seeing the danger in the situation but a glare from you sent him his way. Meanwhile you ran over to Cuddles, asking for his phone and texting Sniffles, who was apparently at the hospital on his break. You asked him to come over at the mall, giving its location. He sounded a bit annoyed but let you know he was on his way.
The gunshots however hadn't ceased, in fact it got louder and more recurrent. You saw blood staining the white floor of the mall, painting it a grim scarlet. Lifty threw a body down a staircase, rubbing the blood off his gloves before grinning, taking another large bag of valuables and running out of sight. 'How long before Splendid gets here?' You mentally sweat-dropped at the thought of Splendid taking his sweet time coming to your rescue, hopefully Cuddles was still alive. Giggles had ripped off part of her dress into a makeshift bandage and you had carried him inside a random store you were using as shelter, waiting for the telltale sirens of either police or the ambulance, or Splendid's arrival.
Your wishes were granted shortly as a blue blur sped through the mall gates, shattering the windows and scattering shards everywhere, you and your duo wasn't safe from it as Giggles was impaled by many small shards in various parts of her body. She screamed from pain and tried to take them out only for a glass shard the size of your arm pierced her through the head. Blood splattered on both you and a horrified Cuddles, who at this point was crying, clutching his wounded leg. You tried your best to console him, waiting for the ambulance to come take him.
The wails of a siren greeted you and the racoons were nowhere to be seen, probably out messing with Splendid or whatever. Seeing Sniffles and The Mole's figures enter the mall gates you hurriedly rushed over to them and guided him to the injured Cuddles. You sneaked outside when you saw him readying the stretcher, hopefully Mole doesn't accidentally kill him. You spotted Disco worriedly waiting outside
"Hey, D!" He looked at you shocked and darted toward your oddly calm self, asking if you were okay.
"I'm alright D, but I got something to do, be a dear and text me the address to the hospital. Go home without me, I'll be okay. Well, I think I'll be okay."
"That didn't sound very reassuring, babe." Disco awkwardly chuckled. "C'mon, I've been in multiple near-death situations, and came out of all of them alive. I'm not even being targeted and all I'm gonna do is drive to the hospital. I think I'll live." You confidently announced, easing the deep-fried butter eater's worries enough to let you do your thing.
Getting in the driver's seat you set the address in your GPS, letting it guide you. You asked Sniffles if it was okay if you drove, to which he reluctantly agreed. You would too if your driver was a blind man. Adjusting the rear view mirror you set off, traffic was low anyway. Unlike some people in the show, you actually paid attention to the road and signs, avoiding the deaths of probably a few people and Flaky, who was nervously driving along the side of the road.
'Felt.'
Your destination wasn't too far away, and the low traffic ensured your safe arrival at your destination. Your job here was complete, you couldn't do anything from here since you had little medical knowledge. You hopefully took Cuddles to the right person and he would have a good recovery.
Now what? You never had a role in this universe, everyone else had jobs. You could just go home but that's boring. You should make some friends. Hopping out the ambulance you waltzed down the street, trying to find something interesting or someone to talk to. You saw Flaky, Pop and Cub, Russell and Lumpy having a cookout outside what you assumed was Pop's house. You didn't wanna show up uninvited so you just watched them I guess, maybe waiting for someone to notice and invite you. Russel noticed you eventually and invited you to their cookout, which you gladly joined.
Cub was a fucking godsend. You only met him for like 5 minutes but you would kill everyone, god, then yourself for him. He had somehow managed to get you lying. He is the cutest goddamn literal thing you ever knew, my lord he is the embodiment of pure no wonder even Fliqpy liked him you CANNOT look at this little dude and say "eh". You were both lying down in the grass, watching a praying mantis just chilling with him. Pop got both of you hotdogs with fresh sausages to enjoy and you fed it to him in small bits, making sure the lil' tyke didn't fucking choke.
His pup Whistles was there too, having a glaring contest with you as you played Pokėmon on his Nintendo DS. It was clear the dog didn't like you and you watched all those videos about how to not piss off animals so you kept looking away but that rat bastard kept his fucking sights on you, like damn just let it go. While you were listening to Cub tell a very exciting story (You understood only three words but he looked happy and you couldn't ruin that) Whistles decided that your hair looked delicious and bit it, taking to the ground from the force. "WHISSUS! BAD!" Cub cried out, trying to free your hair. Whistles obeyed immediately, dropping to the ground all dandy like he hadn't just assaulted your hair. "What the-" You stopped the rest of the sentence before the child could hear it, he was telling Whistles to apologize. It was weird, Whistles was supposed to be violent only when someone whistled. Maybe you just have shit luck with the dogs of this universe, because Corporal Big Daddy, your Chow Chow would never.
Maybe the pup was just jealous he wasn't getting attention, yeah that's probably it. You decided to include Whistles in the game of frisbee you both were playing, unfortunately You stumbled while throwing it and it landed smack-dab on the grill where various meats were roasting. You took a pair of tongs to fish it out and just then Whistles jumped over the grill's lid eager to play with the frisbee again, shutting the lid and trapping your arm in with the meats and the bars of burning coal.
You were pretty sure the whole town heard your bloodcurdling scream.
