Zelda: 2345!
Daruk: UR NOT BEING STUPID ON PURPOSE RIGHT?
Zelda: I AM BEING STUPID ON PURPOSE! BEWARE. MY ULTIMATE BRAIN! 11 + 11 IS-
Mipha: is?
Zelda: 111111111!
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Revali: yea let's start now.
Mipha: Urbosa???
Urbosa: I'M GOING TO THE BARBER RIGHT NOW!
Link: There's SnowWhite, Cinderella, Belle, Tiana, Ariel, Aurora-
Daruk: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-
Zelda: Okay, so 3 + 5 is 35! No wait it's 8! It can't be! I'm gonna count on my fingers!
Mipha: Okay, so I'm gonna bring my spears and some food. That's the thing I need!
Urbosa: CUT MY HAIR LIKE THIS ALRIGHT! LIKE THIS!
Revali: Alright, so I need a sparrow bow, diamond, and five woods. I have them all here- wait I NEED TO MAKE 10 OF THEM
Link: I'm gonna be Cinderella.... WAIT DO I HAVE TO DO MAKE UP!?
RR17: YES
Link: DANG IT U
Urbosa: Link's gonna be pretty!!!
Urbosa: NVM WHERE'S THE NEAREST YIGA CLOTHING SHOP!?!?!?
Link: Oh geez I'm gonna wear this kind of dress that goes like... 0//////0
Daruk: 17, 18, 19, 20, 21-
Zelda: Hmmmm..... Five fingers plus three fingers equals.... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Fingers! Yes I got it! I'm a genius!
Mipha: I'M GONNA BRING MY TV!
Revali: You know you can watch it on ur Shiekah slate!
Mipha: WHAT THAT JOURNEY WAS FOR NOTHING!
Revali: I JUST ORDERED 8 MORE DIAMONDS WHICH COSTED LIKE 1300 RUPEES OMG GOD!
Revali: AND I HAVE TO BORROW EVERY SPARROW BOW
Link: Sad, but I'M EVEN MORE SAD I HAVE TO DO MAKE UP!
*Do make up*
Revali: DO LIP STICKS
Link: I DID!
Urbosa: I WENT TO THE BLACKMARKET, AND OMG THERE'S SO MANY I BOUGHT ONE WHAT DO U THINK
Mipha: NEED..... TO..... PUSH..... BACK
Daruk: 36, 37, 38, 39, 40-
Revali: OMG OMG OMG HOW DO I MAKE IT LIKE THIS? GEEZ I JUST MADE IT WORSE!
Random guy: *gasps* WILL YOU... MARRY ME!?
Link: WH- N- NO!
Random guy: B-but why?
Link: BECAUSE WELL, I'M A MAN
Random guy: wtf
Urbosa: Hello I am a Yiga and-
Kohga: OH I KNOW YOU! URBOSA!
Urbosa: Urbosa? That stupid chief of Geurdo?
Kohga: QUIT BEING LIKE THAT! PEOPLE GET HER!
Yigas: YARRRRR!
Daruk: 100, 101, 102, 103, 104,
Revali: OH GOD HOW DO I MAK-
Rito: Taxes!
Revali: I'M BROKE I HAVE ONLY 70 RUPEES LEFT!
Rito: *taxes that*
Revali: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Revali: I'M SO BROOOOOKE!!!!!!
Zelda: So that means, 1000 + 50 = ....
Zelda: 150150150!
Zelda: I am SO smart!
King: Oh no ur not!
King: Young lady, you will have to learn addition once over again!
Zelda: WHAT!? NOOOOOOO!
Mipha: I AM GONNA DIE!
Mipha: I CAN'T CARRY THIS!
Mipha: HEEEEEEELP!
Mipha: UGH!
Mipha: *passes away*
Daruk: 1000!
Daruk was da only one finishing dares.
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