Zelda: 2345!

Daruk: UR NOT BEING STUPID ON PURPOSE RIGHT?

Zelda: I AM BEING STUPID ON PURPOSE! BEWARE. MY ULTIMATE BRAIN! 11 + 11 IS-

Mipha: is?

Zelda: 111111111!

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Revali: yea let's start now.

Mipha: Urbosa???

Urbosa: I'M GOING TO THE BARBER RIGHT NOW!

Link: There's SnowWhite, Cinderella, Belle, Tiana, Ariel, Aurora-

Daruk: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-

Zelda: Okay, so 3 + 5 is 35! No wait it's 8! It can't be! I'm gonna count on my fingers!

Mipha: Okay, so I'm gonna bring my spears and some food. That's the thing I need!

Urbosa: CUT MY HAIR LIKE THIS ALRIGHT! LIKE THIS!

Revali: Alright, so I need a sparrow bow, diamond, and five woods. I have them all here- wait I NEED TO MAKE 10 OF THEM

Link: I'm gonna be Cinderella.... WAIT DO I HAVE TO DO MAKE UP!?

RR17: YES

Link: DANG IT U

Urbosa: Link's gonna be pretty!!!

Urbosa: NVM WHERE'S THE NEAREST YIGA CLOTHING SHOP!?!?!?

Link: Oh geez I'm gonna wear this kind of dress that goes like... 0//////0

Daruk: 17, 18, 19, 20, 21-

Zelda: Hmmmm..... Five fingers plus three fingers equals.... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  Fingers! Yes I got it! I'm a genius!

Mipha: I'M GONNA BRING MY TV!

Revali: You know you can watch it on ur Shiekah slate!

Mipha: WHAT THAT JOURNEY WAS FOR NOTHING!

Revali: I JUST ORDERED 8 MORE DIAMONDS WHICH COSTED LIKE 1300 RUPEES OMG GOD!

Revali: AND I HAVE TO BORROW EVERY SPARROW BOW

Link: Sad, but I'M EVEN MORE SAD I HAVE TO DO MAKE UP!

*Do make up*

Revali: DO LIP STICKS

Link: I DID!

Urbosa: I WENT TO THE BLACKMARKET, AND OMG THERE'S SO MANY I BOUGHT ONE WHAT DO U THINK

Mipha: NEED..... TO..... PUSH..... BACK

Daruk: 36, 37, 38, 39, 40-

Revali: OMG OMG OMG HOW DO I MAKE IT LIKE THIS? GEEZ I JUST MADE IT WORSE!

Random guy: *gasps* WILL YOU... MARRY ME!?

Link: WH- N- NO!

Random guy: B-but why?

Link: BECAUSE WELL, I'M A MAN

Random guy: wtf

Urbosa: Hello I am a Yiga and-

Kohga: OH I KNOW YOU! URBOSA!

Urbosa: Urbosa? That stupid chief of Geurdo?

Kohga: QUIT BEING LIKE THAT! PEOPLE GET HER!

Yigas: YARRRRR!

Daruk: 100, 101, 102, 103, 104,

Revali: OH GOD HOW DO I MAK-

Rito: Taxes!

Revali: I'M BROKE I HAVE ONLY 70 RUPEES LEFT!

Rito: *taxes that*

Revali: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Revali: I'M SO BROOOOOKE!!!!!!

Zelda: So that means, 1000 + 50 = ....

Zelda: 150150150!

Zelda: I am SO smart!

King: Oh no ur not!

King: Young lady, you will have to learn addition once over again!

Zelda: WHAT!? NOOOOOOO!

Mipha: I AM GONNA DIE!

Mipha: I CAN'T CARRY THIS!

Mipha: HEEEEEEELP!

Mipha: UGH!

Mipha: *passes away*

Daruk: 1000!

Daruk was da only one finishing dares.


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