Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

Who's Sans?

(Everyone joined the chat)

Link: I, uh....recently saw the new and-

Revali: There's this one annoying Rito who yells that she wants a salmon meunière I know.

Link: No. Stop. Shut up Revali. There's this mysterious figure called Sans who entered Hyrule a couple days ago.

Mipha: Really? Why's he on the news then?

Link: Well he's a cartoonish skeleton who wear clothes.

Urbosa: Can you show me what he looks like?

Link: Unfortunately, no. I do know what he looks like, but I don't have a picture.

Zelda: He could be a troublemaker though.

Daruk: Uh, is this what he looks like?

Link: YES! THIS GUY'S SANS! YES YES YES!

Revali: Wowza he looks harmless.

Zelda: What's that on the left? It doesn't look good.

Daruk: It sorta looks like a blaster or something. It's a weapon though.

Urbosa: Yes. Should we let him in?

Link: I dunno. Maybe we should see some of his actions and judge him.

Mipha: I agree.

Zelda: I kinda see him at the fish market. He....he is-

Urbosa: Yes!?

Suspicion arises for everyone

Revali: Just tell it I'm dying to know.

Zelda: buying 10 hearty salmons. Geez he's rich.

- Revali does a hand slap and snaps one of his arrows

Mipha: okay....he's kinda peaceful

Link: What was that suspicion for?

Zelda: I dunno. You guys made that up.

Daruk: Yeah. Wait I see him! He's in Goron City! How's he not burning?

Revali: