Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

Strong Secrets

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Ravioli: Urbosa! Change it back!

Urbosa: But I was about to reach 400 for calling you Ravioli!

Link: Wait. Wut?

Urbosa: Yeah. I called him Ravioli like 400 times now.

Mipha: Really?

Urbosa: Yeah.

Ravioli: Ugh. I'm done with this. I'm gonna start a new trend or something.

Zelda: And that is?

(Ravioli changed Urbosa's nickname to Angry Genie)

Daruk: OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

Ravioli: XD

Angry Genie: REVALI!!!! CHANGE. IT. BACK!!!!!

Ravioli: Not until u change my name back. 

Angry Genie: Ugh.

Mipha: Calm down! Calm down! I was thinking to do some dares!

Daruk: Really?

Zelda: Cool.

Ravioli: I guess I could stick with it unless I-

(Mipha has reset system settings)

Urbosa: Good.

Link: So what's the first dare?

Mipha: For that, I set up a dare club. Let's see here, we got two!

Zelda: What's the first one?

Mipha: From  gamemaster-kel, it says *gasp* .....to tell a strong secret to each other....

Link: Say WHA!?

Revali: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH *Le maniacal laughing*

Urbosa: This is gonna be interesting for Mipha and Zelda.

Daruk: My secret is that, well..... I once peed in my pants once I got chased by a dog.

Link: And you were a kid?

Daruk: .....1 year ago.

Link: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Revali: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Urbosa: STAHP IT! I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE LIGHTNING! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Zelda: .....o.....Kay....?

Mipha: Not very funny for me.....

Urbosa: My strong secret is that the first time I struck lightning (Which I was 3), everyone thought that s Voi murdered a Vai, so from that day, no Voi's are allowed.

Revali: May your thunder gift wasn't given to u.

Daruk: Hmmm..... 

Zelda: I see. Your thunder gift was not only hard to control but that happened. 

Urbosa: ExACTly.

Mipha: At least they didn't find the truth.

Link: :( Now I can't go into the town because of it.

Revali: Here's my secret:

Revali's mother: Look! One of my eggs hatched!

Revali's father: Yes. The look of his eye looks like he's going to be a warrior!

Rito Doctor: Sir, what should we name him.

Revali's father: Hmm.... What about Revali?

Rito Doctor: Ravioli?

Revali's father: No. Revali. An old Rito language that meant warrior.

Revali's mother: So that's it. Ravioli is the name? 

Revali's father: Revali.

Revali's mother: Sorry, I got confused.

Revali's father: It's okay. Now to tell everyone that my son Ravioli is born!

Rito Doctor: Revali sir.

Revali's father: Ugh.

Rito nurse: Wait Wait! Listen. I hear something from Revali.

Baby Revali: R.. Rr...

Everyone: Excited for his first word.

Baby Revali: Ravioli.

Revali: Ugh..

Urbosa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH EVERYONE MISTAKES YOUR NAME FOR RAVIOLI! EVEN YOU TOO! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Daruk: Seriously? I can't believe you think the first word u just said is asinine! XDXDXDXDXDXD

Link: *Coughs* SORRY IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY FOR ME!! 

Revali: -_-

Mipha: .....So everyone including you said Ravioli.

Zelda: *Trying not to laugh* O...Kay.... so yeah. 

Revali: Since I said it, Mipha, spill it.

Mipha: I..... er..... uh...... OH LOOK! MY FATHER'S CALLING!!! GOTTA GO!!!

(Mipha left the chat)

Revali: Zelda.

Zelda: I......

Daruk: Say it princess. We all said our secrets.

Urbosa: Come on little bird, you can tell it.

Zelda: I...er....OH WAIT MY FATHER'S CALLING!!!! GOTTA GO!!!

(Zelda left the chat)

Revali: The girls....

Urbosa: We all know it though...

Daruk: Aww... I never heard them saying it.

Revali: Link, now it's your turn.

Link: Okay........ Here I go......

Urbosa: *Wide eyes*

Link: I......

Daruk: *pounding rock heart*

Link: I have a crush on......

Revali: *Dying to know*

(Link got disconnected)

Revali: AW COME OOOOOOON!

Urbosa: *Hand slaps*

Daruk: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Revali: Now there's no fun. Gotta go. Bye.

(Revali left the chat)

Urbosa: Me too. Let's go Daruk.

Daruk: Yeah.

(Daruk left the chat)

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