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Link: Only three of us?
Revali: HA! YES! ANOTHER GURLZ VS BOIZ LET'S GO!!!
*Crickets*
Revali: What?
Daruk: Well the last time we did it, it went wrong.
Link: Yeah. Let's not do that again.
Revali: Dude you guys are like BOOOOOOORIIIIING!
Daruk: Shut up Ravioli.
Link: XD
Revali: Since when did YOU started to be like THAT.
Daruk: Well I have a girlfriend.
Link: WAT
Revali: WUT
Link: I thought gorons never have girl friends.
Daruk: We actually do.
Revali: And who is that?
Daruk: My bed.
Link & Revali: WTF DARUK
Daruk: My bed named Gracia said she would kick me out of my house if I don't stop this attitude.
Revali: Beds don't speak.
Daruk: Yeah they do.
Link: Show me proof.
Daruk: So last time I came to your house with the rest of the champions, I hat this ripped clue cloth right?
Revali: Hey, I wasn't invited!
Daruk: It was an appreciation party for Link.
Revali: Thank you for not inviting me.
Link: >:O
Revali: >:}
Daruk: ....uhhhh.....
Link: Yeah you did.
Daruk: My bed chomped it.
Link: are U sure?
Daruk: My bed has it now.
Revali: .....okay.....
Link: Nvm.
Revali: So gurlz vs boiz?
Daruk: *Thinks about the time Mipha pushed him into a waterfall as a prank*
Link: *Thinks about how poorly Zelda used him when the Calamity was alive*
Revali* Thinks about the time Urbosa forced him to do everything by thunder, called him Ravioli 10,000 times, dared him to wear a Geurdo outfit in front of everyone or else she strikes lightning, made him wet for a prank, and struck him while he was in mid-air*
Daruk: what about yes?
Link: I think so!
Revali: 1. I think so too 2. For the first time in February, I agree with Link 3. I hope your bed doesn't eat you Daruk.
Daruk: :|
Link: :|
Revali: ...guys...?
Meanwhile for our girls...
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...