Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

Dares

(Everyone joined the chat)

Zelda: Hey guys Purah gave us these new Sheikah Slates. There's new updates too!

Link: Yeah

Revali: Oh look! What's this button?

*Revali presses button*

(Random dares starting in 3-2-)

Daruk: Wait wat

(1: I dare for Revali to eat salt)

Urbosa: OMG I AM GOING TO THANK PURAH NOW!!!! XDXDXD

Terrako: Beep Bopoop Bop Beep Boop Bep Bop!!!! (The salty bird is going to eat salt!!!!)

Link: No. Revali, don't do it.

Revali: Link?

Link: CUZ YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE SALTY!!!! XDXDXD

Mipha: O....Kay.... I don't really get it.

Zelda: *Trying not to laugh* Alright alright it's a dare so do it.

Daruk: This is going to be fun.

Revali: Okay.... Pbbbth BLah! Salty! Ack! 

Urbosa: Says a bird who's salty enough.

Revali: Shut up!

Link: See? He's more salty!

Revali: 0#%^

(Next Dare: I dare Urbosa to see Urbosa x Zelda shipped pictures)

Urbosa: WHAT!

Zelda: WHAT!

Mipha: Wut.

Link: I've never seen those.

Revali: HAR HAR >:) (Manical laughing)

Terrako: *Robotic laughing*

Daruk: Oooh, look at those! Urbosa's goin-

Urbosa: .....OMG!!!

Urbosa: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Mipha: My ears!

(Muted Urbosa)

(Next dare: I dare for Mipha to say her crush is Link)

Revali: This one is fun!!!!

Urbosa: Happy fifth anniversary Miphlink shi-

Link: FOR ONCE CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT! UP!

Daruk: Come on! It's just a dare!

Zelda: Can we go next?

Mipha: 0////0

Terrako: Boop Bop Beep. Bop Bepp Bop. (Say it Mipha. It's a dare)

Mipha: *in super quiet tone* ....m...my crush is......is........L.....Lin.....Link...........

Revali: WHOOOOOOOOO!

Link: Revali......

(Next Dare: I dare Terrako to show secrets of Zelda when she was a child)

Terrako: Boop! (Sure!)

Zelda: DON'T!

Terrako: Boop Bo- (So her se-)

Zelda: D O N ' T!!!!

Revali: Say it! Say it!

Urbosa: Say it! It's a dare!

Zelda: DON'T!!!!!

Daruk: Should I be watching this?

Mipha: Please don't tell it. It's a person's sec-