Revali: Ummmm....... what was yesterday about
Link: Don't even ASK.
Mipha: You know there was that weird RR17 guy in real life actually.
Urbosa: What did it look like?
Mipha: It-
RR17: NO DON'T SAY IT I KEEP MY INFORMATION SECRET TO MY READERS. PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE DON'T SAY IT PLS!!!!!!
Daruk: Uhhhhh.....
Revali: You were a kid, and-
RR17: DON'T YOU DARE
Link: Let's not do it.
Zelda: Yes. Wait, did that guy say dare?
Revali: ARE WE DOING DARES!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mipha: Seems like yes.
Daruk: Uh ohhhhhh.....
Urbosa: Somebody is DEFINETELY gonna die like 1,000,000 times.
RR17: IT WILL BECAUSE 1, FROM ABBIETUNG11 IS TO SEE WHO WILL CATCH HORSES, AND 2, FROM DEKUTHECINNAMONROLL1 IS REVALI TO BOMB GEURDO TOWN (also pls follow them because they're cool users that should deserve like 999999 followers)
Mipha: Ummmm....... okay?
Revali: OH YES YES Y E S ! ! ! ! ! ! NOW I GET TO HAVE MY REVENGE FOR MY BURNT HOUSE!!!!!
Daruk: Well that's congrats on you i guess.
Link: Didn't your house get rebuilt?
Revali: YEAH, BUT URBOSA THE STOOPEED GENIE BURNED THAT HOUSE ONCE MORE WHEN IT WAS DONE.
Zelda: Uhhh..... Did you really just say that Revali?
Revali: Go to my village to see where I'm texting then.
Mipha: UrBoSa...........
Link: OMG HE'S TEXTING AT A SHACK XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Linkle: OHHHHHHHHHHH #RevaliIsTextingAtAShack
Link: LINKLE!?!?!?!?
Linkle: OH YES, AND #NoOneNoticedMe:( +100000000 followers!
Revali: THAT'S TOO MUCH!
Daruk: Where's Urbosa?
Urbosa: WE'RE MAKING PREPARATIONS TO LEAVE!
Revali: XDXDXDXDXD
Urbosa: IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Mipha: Karma always 'gits' u.
Daruk: So........ can we do that horse one first?
Link: Alright.
After a surprisingly short time setting of 9999 years...
(crickets)
They were dead so 9999 years earlier....
YOU ARE READING
Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
