Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

GANON BATTLE not serious at all

Zelda: Shut up.

Mipha: Ganon's still here????????

Ganon: Ugggghhh.... That's fine I'll kill you all RIGHT NOW!!!!!

(Linkle joined the chat)

Linkle: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wassup guys! Linkle your favorite is here back agaaaaaaaaiiiin!

Link: Wtf Linkle.

Mipha: LANGUAGE

Link: sry

Urbosa: Shaddup Cap'n America

Urbosa: Hey! Revali!

Daruk: What?

Urbosa: Revali stole my Shiekah Slate and texted!

Linkle: OOOOOHHHHHH #RevaliTextedNonsenseOnGeurdoChief'sSlate!!!!!! +1000000 followers!!!!!

Ganon: WHAT!? THERE'S THAT MUCH PEOPLE IN HYLIA!?!?!?!?

Zelda: Actually, it's 70 gazillion. 

(Wait is gazillion even a number)

Linkle: THERE'S GANON TOO!?!?!?!??!?!? #GanonIsOnChampion'sChat!!!!!!!! + 70000000 followers!!!!!!

(Revali joined the chat)

Revali: 'ello guys your favorite bird is back!!!!!

Link: aw danggit.

Ganon: YOU GUYS ARE FOGETTING ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!

Linkle: #NoOneCaresAboutGanon!!!!!!!!!!

Revali: He was still there?

Mipha: Yes Revali...... Actually, dare starting I dare Ganon to be sealed by Zelda.

Ganon: WHAT!?!?!?

Zelda: Ummmm...... okay?

Link: Uhhhhhhh.......

Urbosa: DO IT

Daruk: DO IT DO IT

Revali: I'll kick your *($%ing *($ if you don't.

Mipha: LANGUAGE!!!!!!

Revali: I say shuddap cap'n america.

Linkle: #Mipha=CaptainAmerica!!!!!!!!

Ganon: Wait! Wait do I HAVE to do it!?!?!?

Linkle: Do it because I want more followers!

Urbosa: I got my popcorn ready!

Daruk: Popcorn doesn't exist.

Link: Then how do YOU know!?!?

Daruk: Because it DOES exist!

Revali: You literally said it didn't 3 seconds ago!!!!

Daruk: Did I!?!?!? It's not even 3 seconds!

Mipha: I think it was 10 seconds!

Urbosa: No! It was 2.4!

Link: I say 5!

Zelda: 4.6!!!

Revali: 3!!!!!

Ganon: Uh.... guys?

Zelda: Oh yeah to kick Ganon's #$%

Mipha: L A N G U A G E

Linkle: #Mipha=======CaptainAmereica! How's that!!!!

Mipha: *sighs*

Ganon: OhnononononononononononononNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *dies*

Then Zelda's sealing power awakened the sun and it grew into a black hole for some reason. It sucked in all of Hyrule and the video game universes until it spat out at our world. Then at my house, all the champions came dropped down into my house and when my mom came in, she screamed like crazy until the world collapsed. Then it knocked over another black whole which sucked in all of the universes. Then I for some reason lived happily ever after. THE END

Me: Why did I even make this.

Me from 5 am: Don't ask further questions or I'l snap your back bone one by one 😇

Me: I didn't even make this from 5 am.

Me from 5 am: *Snaps back bones*

Me from 5 am: Now kids, here's the moral: Never ask so many questions or else, YOU WILL DIE.