Daruk: I wonder if he eats the magic rock roast! What will happen!?
Mipha: NO
Zelda: NO
Urbosa: NO
Link: 🙅♂️
RevalI: NO I mean DO IT OF CORSE
Linkle: DO IT SO I CAN POST IT ON OUSTAGRAM AGAIN!!!!!
Daruk: Well if you insist,
*Shoves rock into Link's mouth*
Link: ˆ ∂ø˜æ† †˙ˆ˜˚ ˆ† ∑o®˚'∂≥
Mipha: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!? IT'S EVEN WORSE!
(Translator on)
Revali: Now how's that?
Link: Ugh..... where am I? What's this thing? I forgot whatever I am...
Linkle: BIG BROTHEEEEEEER!!!!!!
Link: Who.... is that?
Linkle: OMG OMG HE FORGOT WHO I AM #BigBroForgotAboutMe I GOT 1000+ Followers!!!!!
Urbosa: How do we turn Link back to normal?
Daruk: Hmmmm.......
Zelda: I read how to cure amnesia, but we have to get someone who can roast Link like SO SO MUCH that he remembers everything. If only there was one perso-
Revali: LINK SUCKS HE WET THE BED OHHHHH SO SAD BOO HOO EVERYONE KNOW BOOOO HOOOOOOOO.
Link: SHUT UP UGLY-
Revali: AND POOR WIDDLE LINKY WINKY CALLS ME UGLY BIRB. OHHHHH SO ADORABLE!!!!
Link: UGH!!! STOP IT PLEASE WHOEVER YOU AR-
Revali: His teeny tiny widdle sword represents HIM as the stooopid hero! OHHHHHH! He never marries his fish gurlfriend too! I think she's gonna break up with you any. time. SOON.
Link: PLEEEEAAAASE
Revali: He so SOOOOOO Teeny Tiny the he is a BAAABY? Hm? Maybe he IIIIIIS Because he wet his own bed and is SO SOOO immature! Diaper please! I need to change his poopy diaper!
Link: STOP IT.
(Revali changed Link's nickname to Diaper Boi)
Diaper_Boi: PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSEEEEE
Revali: And now, the great Revali shall become the hero while the stoopid widdle Diaper Boi sits and cry there all day.
Diaper_Boi: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Poof*
(system settings reset)
Link: Oh! uhhhh.... what happened/
Revali: That felt so good.
Linkle: #RevaliRoastsLinkSoBad 100000+ Followers!!!
Link: Ummmm..... Revali roasted- OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT HAPPENED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
(Everyone got disconnected)
Judging by how Linkle looks, this was her behavior. sorry :|
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הומורRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
