after returning home the four girls plopped down on the couch. "Ok we need topics for the next pod so asshats sober up" mallorie hisses as she throws an ibuprofen and water at the two high whores.
"I'm pretty sure we are sober" Ana laughs as she looks at Abby. "110%"
"really? huh look pretty high to me.." nola comments looking at the two who where recording god knows what on there phones.
"Shut up child, you've never smoked in your life" Ana says looking up from her phone.
"oh shh the two of you smoke enough for the 4 of us combine."
"We need to clean this house looks like shit" mallorie says with a groan.
"Clean it then" Abby shrugs.
"Meh" the girl comments making the other chuckle.
"Question who would u rather fuck you? Jaden or vinnie?" Ana asks the group totally off topic.
"Jaden 100%" nola comments almost right away.
"Uhhh..prolly vinnie" mallorie adds.
"Griffin" Abby says smirking. "Dumbass that wasn't an option" Ana states throwing something at the girl. "Does it look like a give a fuck."
"Cant really tell, the RBF is throwing me off" (ABBY YOU DONT HAVE AN RBF ITS FOR THE STORY OK ILY BYE) Ana snickers along with the other 2, "I'm going to kill you." Abby sneers as she attempts to stand up, yet she falls.
Ana let's out a chuckle and the two bicker as mallorie and nola talk watching the girls to make sure they don't kill eachother.
"Why do we even live with them?" nola chuckles. "At this point I'm not sure" mallorie pause looking back over at the two. "well wanna discuss podcast ideas? There not gonna be any help"
" yeah sure, what shall we talk about?" nola thinks aloud. "PORN" Abby yells from the couch. "Shut up there's a child in the room." Mallorie says covering Nola's ears, the girls had always played jokes with nola cause she was a year younger then the rest.
"Oh shut up. And no Abby"
"How about the cancel culture?" Mallorie suggest.
"Borrrringgggg" Ana whines from the couch.
"Any better ideas? huh." mallorie hisses.
"We should do something about the hype house cause we just did the sway house you know?" Nola questions. "I mean that's not bad I guess." Abby shrugs. "Kinda meh tho, hype house is a bore." Mallorie adds.
"Well I don't see anyone else coming up with better ideas" "It's fine for now I guess." Ana states.
"I-" Abby starts but is cut off by the fours girls phones ringing all at once, they look at each other confused.
the message that would change the fours lives..
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