Daruk: Nom nom nom (eating coal and diamonds)
Zelda: Daruk, were you listening to all this?
Daruk: Yes.
Zelda: ...Okay, so is that it?
Mipha: Unfortunately, that's it.
Revali: So which one are we going to do.
Link: Everyone can fly. Do that.
Revali: no. No. NO. NO. NO. NO.
Daruk: Alright guys, let's start!
Revali: (Flies up in the air)
(Crickets)
Link: how do we fly
Revali: Just summon the fairy!
Zelda: HOW DO WE SUMMON THE FAIRY?
Revali: YELL THE ANCIENT SCRIPCT THAT SAY-
Daruk: THAT SAYS WHAT?
Revali: THAT SAYS: I POOPOO POOPOO IN MY PANTS I PEEPEE PEEPEE IN MY PANTIES AT 3 AM
Urbosa: ARE YOU SURE?
Revali: YES
Mipha: ARE U RLY RLY SURE
Revali: YES I SAID
Link: Well then, uh.... I POOPOO POOPOO IN MY PANTS I PEEPEE PEEPEE IN MY PANTIES AT 3 AM
*A fairy appears*
Urbosa: WHAT!? OH MY GOD WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE ME SO BADLY!? IT'S LITERALLY SMALL ME WITH WIERD CLOTHES AND.... OH my GoDDDDDD!!!!
Revali: HA! GENIE WENIE!
Fairy: *Flies over champions and grant them the ability to fly for 1 hour*
Fairy: Bye every-
Daruk: SHE EVEN SOUNDS LIKE URBOSA!
Mipha: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Urbosa: SHUT UP!
Zelda: WOW! I can fly now!
Daruk: That's true! Revali, why did you tell us how?
Revali: I wanted to see mini-urbosa genie.
Urbosa: OH MY GOD REVALI
Link: HA! REVALI NOW YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AT ALL!
Revali: Can you build an updraft and throw your self up into the sky? That costed a lot training which involved life too. I do not want anyone to make fun of that.
Zelda: Yes. I once saw Revali fall from the sky very high.
Mipha: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
Revali: I'm still best in the air, and that's the only thing keeping me from Link being worse than him!
Link: *scoffs* Sorry
Daruk: Ha! It feels so good to fly!
Revali: It's a normal thing for a Rito though.
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HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
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