Daruk: Nom nom nom (eating coal and diamonds)

Zelda: Daruk, were you listening to all this?

Daruk: Yes.

Zelda: ...Okay, so is that it?

Mipha: Unfortunately, that's it.

Revali: So which one are we going to do.

Link: Everyone can fly. Do that.

Revali: no. No. NO. NO. NO. NO.

Daruk: Alright guys, let's start!

Revali: (Flies up in the air)





(Crickets)







Link: how do we fly

Revali: Just summon the fairy!

Zelda: HOW DO WE SUMMON THE FAIRY?

Revali: YELL THE ANCIENT SCRIPCT THAT SAY-

Daruk: THAT SAYS WHAT?

Revali: THAT SAYS: I POOPOO POOPOO IN MY PANTS I PEEPEE PEEPEE IN MY PANTIES AT 3 AM

Urbosa: ARE YOU SURE?

Revali: YES

Mipha: ARE U RLY RLY SURE

Revali: YES I SAID

Link: Well then, uh.... I POOPOO POOPOO IN MY PANTS I PEEPEE PEEPEE IN MY PANTIES AT 3 AM

*A fairy appears*

Urbosa: WHAT!? OH MY GOD WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE ME SO BADLY!? IT'S LITERALLY SMALL ME WITH WIERD CLOTHES AND.... OH my GoDDDDDD!!!!

Revali: HA! GENIE WENIE!

Fairy: *Flies over champions and grant them the ability to fly for 1 hour*

Fairy: Bye every-

Daruk: SHE EVEN SOUNDS LIKE URBOSA!

Mipha: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Urbosa: SHUT UP!

Zelda: WOW! I can fly now!

Daruk: That's true! Revali, why did you tell us how?

Revali: I wanted to see mini-urbosa genie.

Urbosa: OH MY GOD REVALI

Link: HA! REVALI NOW YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AT ALL!

Revali: Can you build an updraft and throw your self up into the sky? That costed a lot training which involved life too. I do not want anyone to make fun of that.

Zelda: Yes. I once saw Revali fall from the sky very high.

Mipha: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.

Revali: I'm still best in the air, and that's the only thing keeping me from Link being worse than him!

Link: *scoffs* Sorry

Daruk: Ha! It feels so good to fly!

Revali: It's a normal thing for a Rito though.

Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)Where stories live. Discover now