Kidnapper: I have your student/friend!!
Shoto: *through a megaphone* DON'T HURT HIM!
Kidnapper: I w-
Shoto: *still through the megaphone* I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. KATSUKI PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM!!
Kidnapper: oh-
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Dabi: TeEnAgEr WiTh A gUn!
Shoto: UwU
Natsuo: HeLl No!
Enji: Why does Uncle Shoto have a gun?
Shoto: because I do.
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Tokoyami: don't do it-
Aoyama: I'm gonna
Tokoyami: don't.
Aoyama: imma do it-
Tokoyami: I won't be friends with you anymore-
Aoyama: *gasps* nO-
Tokoyami: yes.
Aoyama: oki fine- smut fan art-
Tokoyami: *falls off his chair*
Aoyama: *laughing*
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Shoto: brother why is Dadzawa sat curled up in the corner-?
Shinso: Mic kept complimenting him and he didn't like all the compliments-
Mic: you're very beautiful-
Aizawa: shushhhhhhhh.
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Eri and Kota: *holding hands*
Some Bitch: *pushes Eri and holds Kota's hand*
Kota: BITCH! *pushes her* Stay the fuck away from me and Eri! *kneels down by Eri* you okay?
Eri: *crying* I hurt my wrist.
Kota: let me see.
Eri: *holds her wrist up so Kota can see*
Kota: I think you just landed awkwardly. *helps Eri up* *holds her hand and walks off with her*
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Inko: Deku-
Deku: yes?
Inko: why are you not with Todoroki anymore?
Deku: it wasn't working out so we ended it-
Mitsuki: ExCuSe Me BiTcH-
Katsuki: YOu ChEaTeD oN him WiTh Some DiCkHeaD and hE cAuGht yOu aNd EnDeD iT-
Inko: what-
Deku: *walks off*
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