Barbie: Shinso!
Shinso: yes- oh god you're blond-
Barbie: indeed! *telling Shinso random shit about herself*
Monoma: Shinso I need your help-
Shinso: sorry I need to go. *runs off to help Monoma*
Barbie: UGH! I'll kidnap Monoma then.
-later-
Barbie: *hits Monoma over the head knocking Monoma out* *ties Monoma up somewhere* Bitch. *runs off*
-even later-
Shinso: Barbie have you seen Monoma anywhere?
Barbie: no he was feeling unwell so he went home. He told me to tell you not to go after him.
Shinso: okay?
-with Monoma-
Monoma: *wakes up* huh- what? Where am I? Why cant I move?
Some other kidnapper: Shut up. *knocks Monoma out and takes Monoma somewhere else*
-with Shinso and Barbie-
Shinso: Barbie where is he?
Barbie: who?
Shinso: Monoma.
Barbie: at home-
Shinso: no he isn't. I asked his mother if he was okay and he isn't home.
Barbie: uhh.
Shinso: where is he?!
Barbie: I don't know!
Shinso: you do know!!
Barbie: fine! *tells him*
Shinso: *runs off* he isn't here- *answers his phone* Hello.
Kidnapper: We have Monoma.
Shinso: WHAT?!
Kidnapper: Heh. We found him tied up in a room. And took him. Find him if you can.
Monoma: WhY tHe FuCk ArE yOu On My PhOnE? WhO tHe FuCk ArE yOu TaLkInG To?!
Kidnapper: Shinso-
Monoma: Oh HaI sHiNsO!!
Shinso: *trying not to laugh* Hey-
Monoma: oH i CaN hEaR yOu!
Shinso: *laughing*
Monoma: UwU I lOvE yOuR lAuGh!
Shinso: O////O
The kidnapper: O-O
Monoma: ShInSo YoU kNoW wHeRe We HaNg OuT?
Shinso: Yes?
Monoma: Go WeSt!
The kidnapper: *hangs up and slaps Monoma*
Shinso: Gotta go fast! *runs to where they are* *kicks down the door* eXcUsE mE. DOnT yOu DaRe tHiNk AbOuT sTaBbInG him-
The kidnapper: too late. I've already done it 3 times-
Shinso: WELL FUCK YOU!! *kicks him away* *turns to face Monoma* oh god-
Monoma: hey-
Shinso: shush.
Monoma: no.
Shinso: *unties Monoma* *lifts Monoma's shirt*
Monoma: What are you doing-?!
Shinso: I'm seeing how bad your wounds are-
Monoma: fair-
Shinso: I'm taking you to recovery girl- can you walk?
Monoma: no-
Shinso: wrap your arms around my neck-
Monoma: what-
Shinso: do it now.
Monoma: okay okay. *wraps his arms around Shinso's neck*
Shinso: *picks up Monoma and walks off to recovery girl*
Monoma: Shinso can I fall asleep?
Shinso: no.
Monoma: but I'm tired-
Shinso: no. I need you to stay awake.
Monoma: why?
Shinso: bc I do.
Monoma: okay.
-later-
Monoma: can I sleep now?
Shinso: i guess. We're in the recovery room.
Monoma: yay- *falls asleep*
-the next day-
Shinso: Barbie leave me alone.
Barbie: why?
Shinso: because I'm with Monoma-
Barbie: he isn't here-
Monoma: *walks in on crutches* IM HERE BITCHES!!
Vlad King: sit down next to Shinso-
Monoma: I'm going to-
Barbie: Well shit-
-later-
Monoma: *kills Barbie* FuCk yOu-
-the next day-
Shinso: You any better-?
Monoma: ya. I can walk now.
Shinso: good.
Monoma: UwU
