Katsuki: hey do you think I can get the egg in this jar without cracking it?
Kirishima: no.
Katsuki: *throws the egg at Deku* you were right!!
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Aoyama: *spinning around a pole*
Tokoyami: Monoma if he could pole dance-
Monoma: I don't want to pole dance
Shinso: you should-
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Tsuyu's ex: That is not correct because according to the encyclopedia of
Iida: *smacks him*
Tsuyu's ex: *in pain noises*
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Aizawa: Welcome to bible study. We are all children of Jesus
Vlad King: okay-
Mina and Aoyama: *posing*
Bakugo: *beating up Deku*
Shoto, Monoma and Shinso: *reading and drinking tea*
Tsuyu: *beating up Elmo with a bat*
Iida: *smacking Tsuyu's ex*
Momo: *on her phone*
Jirou: *playing with Momo's hair*
Kaminari and Kirishima: Kumbaya my lord, Kumbaya.
Vlad King: what are my students doing in your class-
Aizawa: they like it here-
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Aizawa: *does anything*
Mic: Wow.
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Monoma: *to a random girl* I saw you hanging out with Shinso yesterday!
Random girl: Monoma it's not what you think-!
Monoma: I won't hesitate bitch!! *runs at her with a sword*
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Bakugo: Hey loser say Kid backwards!
Deku: Dik-
Bakugo: Hahahahahaha that's gay.
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Aizawa: I just love working here we get a lot of laughs.
-5 minutes later-
Aizawa: MIDNIGHT FUCK OFF IM NOT GOING TO WATCH YOU FLIRT WITH ENDEAVOR!!!
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-like 4 minutes before Tsuyu and her ex broke up-
Tokoyami: he doesn't deserve you! If he doesn't treat you right by now your gone.
Tsuyu: I'm gone.
Toga: Now go chop his d*** off!!
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Shoto and Dabi: *playing a piano*
Natsuo: heh.
Eri and Kota: *dancing*
Toga: at least it's not Natsuo-
Fuyumi: don't jinx it-
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Aoyama: two bros chilling in the hot tub. 5 feet apart because they're not gay-
Tokoyami: ._. Well no shit- I wouldn't date you even if you were the last man on Earth-
