Kaminari: it is Wednesday my dudes.
Kirishima and Kaminari: ahhhhhhh
Mina: *pulls the pillow over her head and goes back to sleep*
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Shinso: ma they're following me-
Mic: who?!
Shinso: they're following me!
Mic: wHo?!
-from outside of the car-
Aizawa: is Mic attacking Shinso.
Shoto: *eating cold soba* *shrugs*
(Our baby boi is eatInG!)
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Monoma: This kid is definitely on crack right now-
Kaminari: YeAh! YaAaAaaaAaAaA
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Sero: *opens the classroom window* BAAAAAA!!!
Henry Stein; BAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sero: *laughing*
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Bakugo: it's an avocado thanks-
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Mina: you've got this Aoyama. Make them wait for it then boom-
Aoyama: *throws glitter at himself and at Tokoyami*
Tokoyami: tHiS iS tHe ThIrD tImE tHiS wEeK!
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Kaminari: Dab-
Kirishima: bAkUgO dAB-
Bakugo: *sighs* *dabs*
Kaminari and Kirishima: it is beautiful.
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Iida: *when someone swears* watch yo profanity-
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Kota: *to the Jurassic park theme* What are those! What are those! What are those!!
Eri: what-
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Katsuki: you were really good today-
Shoto: I was- I mean I didn't feel like it-
Katsuki: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMENT!!!
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Kirishima: are those helium balloons?
Kaminari: yeah-
Kirishima: I told you the car wasn't-
Sero: nevermind we are flying away-
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Bakugo: Fuck you.
Shoto: *rolls his eyes*
Monoma: *yeets over* I felt tension so I came as soon as I could!
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Tsuyu's ex: I love you bitch.
Tsuyu: 'fuck off'
Tsuyu's ex: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch-
Iida: *stands behind Tsuyu* Mine. Fuck off.
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Eri: you not my dad!!
Overhaul: I know-
Eri: you wanna hear something you ugly ass
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Monoma: the cheese of truth! *slaps it down on a newspaper.* immigrants cause cancer.
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