Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

Valentines Day but-

Link: Hey you guys, it's Valentines day right?

Daruk: We already know that.

Link: Anyways, you have some Valentines?

Revali: I don't think I received any.

Urbosa: I have a ton, but they're all just advertisements.

Daruk: I'm a Goron.

Mipha: ........one?

Revali: READ IT PLS

Link: No please Revali don't make her read it.

Revali: why?

Link: We were childhood friends and she's a nice girl so I don't want her for any uncomfortable feelings and I hate it when she is uncomfortable because I feel guilty because-

Urbosa: I think we get it now.

Mipha: 0////0 thx Link.

Revali: Why do you feel guilty?

Link: .....

Link's mind: Shoot I said much.

Mipha: Hey look! It's from Sidon! It says that I was a great sister! How sweet of him!

Daruk: Oh! He's a great boy after all.

Revali: I have to agree with Daruk on that one.

Urbosa: Me too.

Link's mind: Oh thank god also, where'd mine go?

Revali: Hey look there's one and- OMG PLS HELP!

Daruk: Revali, what is it?

Revali: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!? YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT FRIEND FROM CHILDHOOD, AND THAT MADE ME HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU. MAY YOU HAVE A GREAT VALENTINE BECAUSE WHENEVER I SEE YOU, I TREMBLE BECAUSE OF YOUR UNMATCHABLE BEAUTY. I LOVE YOU FROM ALL MY HEART. LOVE LINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

Link: WHAT! I NEVER SENT YOU A VALENTINE YOU EGOTISTICAL BIRD!

Revali: I DON'T THINK I'LL ENJOY IT YOU TINY ASININE ELF!

Urbosa: Um....who were you expecting to sending it to?

Daruk: Hey, it says childhood friends there. Could that mean,

Revali: THIS WAS TO-

Mipha: 0///0

(Link deleted the group chat and removed all of the participants, never to be seen again. He left a note that says)

Link: I wish that the mail man could just do something.

Yes. He wanted to send this to Mipha.