Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

The day before Valentine

Revali: Eh?????????

Link: Who's that?

Zelda: I dunno.

Daruk: Revali, didn't that guy say that you're he/she's fave champion?

Revali: Yeah. Yeah. So who wants to go first? >:D

Link: How about you go.

Revali: Yeah right fine. I've a crush on a female.

Daruk: That ain't fair.

Revali: ....and she's about an age of 28...

Zelda: AND!? 

Revali: .......well she's also a warrior.....

Mipha: Um.......should I do something?

Daruk: You know, Urbosa was awfully quiet. Urbosa?

Urbosa: ....S..Sorry I was dealing with a thief in the market.

Link: REEEEeeeeeeeeeealy?

Urbosa: yes.

Daruk: Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

Urbosa: Yesh

Zelda: Are you really really Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

Urbosa: YES KNOW SHUT UP!

Link: Revali was quiet.

Revali: UGH!

Mipha: Well, uh....can I leave?

Daruk: Just look! It's the juicy part! You love each other?

Revali: *slightly blushes* ....

Revali: That's it I'm coming now.

(Revali left the chat)

Daruk: I think Revali was scared.

Mipha: I don't think he deserves t-

Daruk: OMG REVALI JUST APPEARED AND-

(Daruk got disconnected)

(Revali joined the chat)

Revali: These doggos really did the job.

Link: Moving on...

Zelda: .....

Mipha: ....

Urbosa: ....

Link: ....

Revali: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zelda: .....well......I have a crush on a Hylian...

Revali: Would you mind telling his name?

Zelda: .........

Mipha's mind: Oh geez I'm next.

Link's mind: Oh geez I'm next.

Urbosa's mind: Oh geez I'm next.

Zelda: Link?

Link: um

Revali: Well too bad Princess, Link has a crush on-

(Urbosa muted Revali)

Urbosa: SHUT UP REVALI!

Revali: pfff fine....

Link: Well.....I have.....a crush on....

Revali: M-

(Urbosa muted Revali)

Link: ............mipha............................

Revali: I KNEW IT YES YES!

(Daruk joined the chat)