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Changing Villages pt2

Child: Catch me if you can!

Revali: -_-

Child: Your pretty slow on foot Revali!

Revali: Just plEASE! I'M A RITO! I'M NOT MEANT TO RUN!

THEY RAN FOR LIKE TWO HOURS UNTIL.....

Revali: Huff..... Puff.... YOU KNOW WHAT! I'LL DO MY SECRET WAY!

*Revali shoots a marshmallow arrow at the child*

Child: You got me!

Revali: Yes I did. Now where's the reward?

Child: Here it is!

*The child gave rock salt*

Child: Byeeeeee!

Revali's mind: glreany poia34yvta0re9ofhgvntq[34-9'pawitm9 hp[-8wp3q4e58t0v7q3p480tne76-q[p4y3n85tp394e8y5vqpt4ey8vn4tqp384oey nt9[8q4 eytnyq24wvpg7n5utq[439gp5iortyhnav4095o7y2na3p95onyrt34ape8o I AM OFFENDED

Revali: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Meanwhile for Zelda...

Zelda: I can't believe I have to live in the wild. I am a PRINCESS!

Random Child who don't know about Zelda: YOU ARE SPOILED!!!

Zelda: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO THE PRINCESS WHO'S SOON TO BE QUEEN!

Random Child who don't know about Zelda: You're still spoiled!

Zelda: I AM NOT

*That child left*

Zelda: Geez I hate that kid. I should look for food now.

*There is a Hylian mushroom in front of Zelda*

Zelda: ACK! NO! I CAN'T EAT A MUSHROOM! IT'S TOO PLAIN! 

Bear: You are spoiled.

Zelda: I AM NOT SO SHUT UP!

Bear: Whatever.

Zelda: Apples? Ugh.... guess they're the only food source here.

*Zelda realizes that she can't climb*

Zelda: The tree is too tall! I can't climb up!

Squirrel: You are spoiled.

Zelda: STOP SAYING THAT!

*Squirrel dropped some apples*

Zelda: Finally some food. Oh look! A deer!

Deer: !!!

Zelda: The bow is too heavy!

Deer: You are spoiled

Zelda: SHUT UP

Every wild life creature: You are spoiled.

Zelda: SHUT UP!

*Bear slaps Zelda*

Zelda: le oof

Zelda: HOW SARE YOU SLAP ME TO THE QUE- oh they left.

*Zelda hand palms*

At the end of the day, Link got drunk because of the Nobel Pursuit, Mipha suffered even more of noises because now the kid Ritos are singing off tune, Daruk is sweating even more because of that one Goron, Urbosa thrower up 500 times, Revali continued screaming because of rock salt, and Zelda still didn't realize that she was spoiled.

Link: So....how was the day? I spended Like four hours just trying to get a Nobel pursuit.

Urbosa: Yes. That lady is super annoying.

Mipha: I suffered from a lot of sounds from that one Rito family.

Revali: I know. I always have to do something.

Daruk: That one Goron keeps me sweating because he always say something that makes me nervous!

Revali: Like dogs?

Daruk: No, but he was always asking why I was there.

Revali: Oh.

Urbosa: THE FIRE PROOF ELIXIR TASTED SO BAD AND EVERYONE IN YOUR VILLAGE ARE JERKS DARUK! I THREW UP LIKE 500 TIMES!

Daruk: They're not jerks.

Link: 500 times?

Urbosa: YES!

Zelda: Are you okay?

Urbosa: NO!

Revali: cAn YoU wAlK tO tHe fEmAlE pArAdIsE tO gEt SoMe NoBeL pUrSuItS!?!?!?

Urbosa: SHUT UP REVALI! Also yes.

*Daruk hand palms*

Mipha: Really

Revali: And that one kid gave me ROCK SALT!

Link: WHAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Urbosa: HAHAHAHAHHA

Daruk: Insulting wasn't it.

Revali: Yes.

Mipha: *Tries no to laugh* ...I..I feel bad for you

Revali: Mipha's my favorite if I were to choose.

Zelda: AND EVERYBODY CALLED ME SPOILED!

Link: Yes you are

Mipha: Yes you are

Revali: Yes

Daruk: You

Urbosa: Are

Zelda: IOSEIREGNR_C(*{OI#UQNG%_T)&{(#PUIO(NTY)P&(:U#IHUORTWE^&_*({U"PIOIEURM)+(E({WUIO: *)N{#WV*$(PCNOUG$TW^E(P"RIGY&T^&{(P"UIHLJ#RK$ITY*&D(UPV"IH:LJ

Revali: I think we broke Zeldi

Urbosa: Yes.

Zelda: ARRRRRGH!

(Everyone got disconnected)

RIP WIFI CABLE FOR LIKE 5 TIMES! 

Man I am lazy for not even thinking of a proper ending.