RR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong!
Link: OMG HELP R...
Link: Hey Revali! Why are you so salty!? That's because you were born with it?
Revali: Stop. Don't make fun of my past. It's very harsh.
Link: Is that an excuse?
Mipha: Link...
Revali: No. When I was a child, I've always wanted to become a master archer. Everyday, I practiced. Since I was 17, I won the archery contest 10 times. I soon wanted to learned my updraft power. Everyday, I practiced, but failed. I probably breathed blood one time. Soon, I succeeded, and raised an incredible bar for the archery competition. Soon, Zelda came for me to become a champion. I accepted, and soon learned the rules. That's where my saltiness began. I wanted to show the world what I was made of, and was about to decline. Zelda, you looked at me dead in the eye, and I had to accept it. I was going to become a champion, but out of respect.
Link: .......wow......
Zelda: ...........
Some few emotional moments later....
Revali: And so, I have a question for YOU Link.
Link: *Gulp*
Mipha: Please don't bully him.
Revali: Who's your crush?
Zelda: Uh oh....
Mipha: 0/////0
Urbosa: ReVaLi......
Revali: What?
Daruk: Should I be listening to this?
Link: ugh... SHUT UP RAVIOLI!!!!
Urbosa: RAVIOLI!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Revali: *Handpalms*
Mipha: Please make this stop.
Daruk: Urbosa, how many time have you called Revali Ravioli?
Urbosa: OOOH! THIS MUCH!!!
Revali: *Relaxes at cottage*
Urbosa: RAVIOLI! RAVIOLI! WHERE R U!?!?!?
Revali: U..URBOSA!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Urbosa: HEY RAVIOLI WHAT R U DOING!? EATING RAVIOLI RAVIOLI!?
Revali: I just want some time!
Urbosa: RAVIOLI! I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU! IT'S RAVIOLI! RAVIOLI! I KNOW YOU LIKE RAVIOLI!
Revali: Can you please shut up?
Urbosa: RAVOLI HAVE FUN EATING RAVIOLI! BYE RAVIOLI!
Urbosa: And that's that.
Revali: Hey! That's last night!
Daruk: Definitely said it like 1,000 times.
Link: LOL! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Mipha: XD
Zelda: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Urbosa: SO I SAID RAVIOLI 10,000 times!!!!
Revali: I hate you all.
Zelda: Hey Link, if you'd pick a champion ability, which one would you want?
Link: Easy.
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Revali: Heyy........
Mipha's and Zelda's mind: He looks so hot in that pic.
Link: *Villain laughing*
Urbosa: I aM Dr unG a ke n!!! (I am drunk agin!!!)
