barricade boys imagines/one shots + preferences: volume one

being drunk together

Enjolras:
- he flirts and cuddles with you. a lot.
- he repeats the same compliment over and over again unknowingly
+ "wow you're pretty"
+ "aw thank you enjolras"
+ "...wow you're pretty"
+ "yes, um, thank you enjy"
+ "...wow you're pretty"
- also, never leaves your side
- he escorts you everywhere
+ "i can go to the bathroom mysELF!"
+ "nOo!"
- y'all are way different when you're drunk

Grantaire:
- having to hold on to each other to remain standing
- with you two, it's all or nothing
- he passes out for like two seconds and then jolts back up. frequently.
+ "y/nnnnnn, you're so- *passes out* SEXY!"
- you both make fun of your friends, regardless if they are there are not
+ "wOw, look at mE! i'm enJOLRAS and i, uh, i like RED and- Ah! pUt thAT bOTTle dOwn!"
- the impression aren't very good sometimes
- he also tends to rid of his shirt, to which you throw napkins at him as if they were money

Courfeyrac:
- he acts sober but yells like no tomorrow but you, ha, you are a nutjob
- y'all act stupid. like really stupid.
+ "Y/N, DID YOU DRINK ANYTHING TONIGHT?"
+ "nooooOOOOOOOoooo"
- as i said, you act stupid and think stupid and talk stupid. stupid.
+ "HEY Y/N, IF FRANCE ISN'T FREE, WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THEM OUT OF THEIR CAGE TO MAKE THEM FREE?"
+ "hmMm, i think we lost the key"
+ "WHAT IF WE PICK THE LOCK?!"
+ "courfeyrac...THAT'S GENIUS! LET'S GO FIND ENJOLRAS!"
- you guys make out a lot

Jehan:
- jehan slouches on the floor with a permanent frown
- you both get really depressed, it's amusing for everyone to watch
+ "oh y/n, i saw this squirrel today and it was climbing a tree and i got sad"
+ "oh no, why?"
+ "b-because it didn't have any nuts in hands meaning hE COULD BE STARVING!" *sobs*
+ you start to sob
+ "jehan, there are people who are starving right outside" enjolras says
+ "yEAH BUT-BUT- IT'S A SQUIRREL!"
+ y'all sob for a while
- he passes out after he's "out of tears"

Combferre:
- he's protective of you but has extremely blurry vision
+ combferre puts his arm around marius and pulls him in for a forehead kiss "hello, ma belle"
+ "dude, what the hell are you doing?" marius asks with his head on combferre's chest
+ combferre pulls the man away from his chest and squints and marius before widening his eyes
+ "YOU'RE NOT Y/N! WHERE IS Y/N? WHERE IS MY GIRL? IS SHE SAFE? Y/N!"
+ you emerge from the bathroom with a hand on your stomach after throwing up
+ he sees you and runs to you, picking you up and spinning you around
+ "Y/N! oh, i thought i lost you!"
+ he puts you down and goes in to kiss you but you cover your mouth and run to the bathroom to throw up again
+ not a great idea to spin a light-weight
- he's very affectionate with you
- also, tends to act like a child
+ "y/nnNNNNN! i WANT DA DWINK! GIMME IT ME IT!"

Marius:
- marius is dumb. dumb as hell.
- you are constantly correcting him as you try to see straight
+ "y/n? have you seen my girlfriend?"
+ *you squinting and hardly blinking* "i'm right here pont"
+ "...oH YEAH!"
+ he then kisses you
- he kisses you a lot, but they turn into make out sessions, surprisingly enough
+ "hey y/N, wanna go in the closet to *wink* you know?"
+ "hElls yes!"
+ you both get in there and start sloppily fencing with spatulas
+ "I'M TURN YOU SUNNY SIDE UP!"
+ "WELL I'M GOING TO FLIP YOUR EGO UPSIDE DOWN!"