barricade boys imagines/one shots + preferences: volume one

what type of drunk he is

Enjolras:
- the flirty drunk
- he forgets that you are his and flirts with you and only you all night
- uses a lot of pick-up lines
+ "hey there pretty lady"
+ "hi Enjolras"
+ "please, just call me yours because you know what this jacket is made of?"
+ "oh god... what is it made of Enjolras?"
+ "boyfriend material"
+ he winks

Grantaire: (if he were to drink even more, i guess)
- the cocky drunk
- he brags about himself and you to complete strangers
- is NOT shy at all
+ "hey y/n, it's no big deal or anything but i'm ripped"
+ he'll start unbuttoning his shirt
+ "oh no, Grantaire you don't have to do that"
+ he throws his shirt to the other side of the room
+ "yeah, i do like an hour of ab work every other day, it's whatever"
+ you find yourself staring at his six-pack for the rest of the night
(almost all the boys are ripped. BRUH.)

Courfeyrac:
- the loud drunk
- he acts, talks and looks sober but shouts everything he says
- he doesn't realize how loud he is
+ "Y/N, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU HOW PRETTY YOU LOOKED TODAY"
+ "thank you Courfeyrac, but you might want to keep it down"
+ "OKAY, SORRY. I'LL BE QUIET"
+ "thank you"
+ "...I ALSO LIKE YOUR HAIR"

Jehan:
- the sad drunk
- he sits on the floor all night long
- contemplates life and whines a lot
+ "y/n, please don't leave meeeee"
+ "oh Jehan, i would never"
+ "alright."
+ he passes out on your lap

Combferre:
- the protective drunk
- he gets very protective over you when he is drunk
- sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's weird
- either way, in the end, he passes out
+ you were grabbing yours and Combferre's coats from a coat hanger
+ he assumed that the coat hanger was a guy hitting on you
+ "hEy man! baCK oFF!"
+ then, he'll start punching it
+ funny or weird? we'll never know
- he also tends to show you off A LOT
+ "MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOTTER THAN YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU, AND PFFFT SHE COULD MELT YOU"
+ "okay Comb, thank you. sorry about him. let's go home."

Marius:
- the dumb drunk
- he is very clumsy
- he is... he's dumb
+ "Marius, we should go now"
+ "wOw, laDy! i have a girlfriend, alright?"
+ "...Marius, I am your girlfriend"
+ "no, my girlfriend is the prettiest girl like, ever. oh wait, you are my girlfriend ha hA"