barricade boys imagines/one shots + preferences: volume one

when you are ignoring them

Enjolras:
- call out your name continuously but eventually give up
- will throw the scripts he has already used at you
- *throws crumpled speech "y/n, Y/n, Y/N"

Grantaire:
- pokes your cheeks and shoulders a lot
- "Y/N! HEY YOU! fine, i guess i am going to have to drink away my sorrows... GAH Y/N TALK TO ME"
- he lays himself over your lap and "cries"

Courfeyrac:
- literally throws himself onto you
- "Courfeyrac, leave me al- AH"
- kisses your face and since his kisses are epic you eventually give in and kiss him back

Jehan:
- sweet innocent boi 🥺
- "y/n?"
- "i'm sorry for whatever i did, i'll never do it again."
- he's adorable so you give in

Joly:
- starts rubbing his hands together in nervousness
- "y/n, my love, is everything alright?"
- keeps touching you
- you're stubborn, so he eventually falls asleep on you

Combferre:
- starts acting all "frat boy-ish"
- not very good at it^*
- "y/n! my, uh, my sexy machine? let's hit the, the ma-mattress! yes, the mattress!"
- you ignore him even more, then he whines
- "y/nnnnnnnnn"

Marius:
- goes to the corner of the room to contemplate everything
- rambles on and on and goes through what happened that day to understand what made you ignore him
- "well, first we went to the Elephant to see Gavroche, then we went for a stroll past the fountain- oh lord was i not holding her hand?! no, i was. was i?
- he just picks you flowers from the field nearby
- "i am very sorry..." *hands flowers that were tied together with the stem of another flower

Bahorel:
- knows what he did wrong five minutes after he did it
- "well, shit"
- he sighs dramatically as loudly until you pay attention to him
- "ugh, yes bahorel?" "YES" *pecks your cheek

Feuilly:
- tries to act cute and childish
- "y/n, i think i did pee pee in my pants"
- "WHAT?"
- "and she speaks at last, i didn't piss myself
y/n. i'm a big boy, remember?

Gavroche:
- starts ignoring you
- huffs, puffs, crosses his arms over his chest and turns away from you dramatically
- "in case you couldn't tell, i am not speaking to you"
- keeps talking about how he's not talking not to you

Bossuet:
- is extremely awkward
- "so, uh, lovely weather we're having, eh? won't you look at that sun shine?"
- "bossuet it's almost midnight"
- he hugs you and kisses you a million and mumbles a lot of sorry's