pick-up lines they use on you

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A/N: these aren't from the 1800's, obviously. just go with it. none of these are mine

Enjolras:
- "i value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked by"

Grantaire:
- "let's flip a coin. heads you're mine, tails i'm yours"

Courfeyrac:
- "do you know if there are any police around? because i'm about to steal your heart"

Jehan:
- "roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when i'm around you"

Combferre:
- "i was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there. so i am going to need your name and contact information for insurance purposes"

Marius:
- "sorry,  but you owe me a drink."
- "why?"
- "because when i looked at you, i dropped mine"

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