barricade boys imagines/one shots + preferences: volume one

stupid things you argue about

Enjolras:
- you argue about what to eat and where to eat it

+ "hey love, how was your day?"
+ "same as usual, yours?"
+ "nothing special but i could go for some garlic bread right now"
+ "what? no. we are going to make some pasta"
+ "oh my lord! y/n, we had that last week!"
+ "enjolras, we had garlic bread yesterday! yesterday, enj, yesterday!"

Grantaire:
- you argue about who has to clean what room of your apartment

+ "okay grantaire, i have made a list of who will do what chores"
+ "lay 'em on me"
+ "so, you will do the bathroom-"
+ "nooooooo!"
+ "what?"
+ "i always do the bathroom! you do it this time! gavroche was in there for a long time yesterday and i am in no mood to lose my sense of smell!"
+ "no! i am not losing my sense of smell! i already have to do the kitchen- you're welcome! yesterday, you and the boys played catch with a bag of flour! don't complain!"

Courfeyrac:
- you argue about him leaving the toilet seat up

+ "i'll be right back, i just have to use the bathroom"
+ "okay"
+ "...COURFEYRAC!"
+ "it wasn't me, i swear!"
+ "you don't even know what i'm mad about yet!"
+ "..."
+ "ugh, you left the toilet seat up! again!"
+ "oh... who cares?"
+ "I DO! PUT THE DAMN THING DOWN WHEN YOU ARE DONE!"
+ "I DON'T GET WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS!"
+ "JUST PUT IT DOWN!"
+ "IS IT THAT MUCH WORK TO PUT IT DOWN YOURSELF?!"
+ "ARE YOU SO LAZY THAT YOU CAN'T DO IT?!"

Jehan:
- you argue about what is better; cake or pie?

+ "hey y/n?"
+ "yeah"
+ i'm going to go out and get a pie, you want to come?"
+ "a pie? why on earth would you get a pie?"
+ "uh, because pies are the greatest desserts to grace the planet"
+ "oh, you did not just say that... cakes! cakes, jehan! cakes! cakes i say-"
+ "pies! pies, y/n! pies!"
+ "nobody says 'let them eat pie' they say 'let them eat cake!"

Combferre:
- you argue about what jacket looks best on him

+ "alright y/n, blue or black?"
+ "hmmm, blue"
+ "okay-"
+ "no wait! black!"
+ "okay then, black"
+ "or no, maybe the blue will be better"
+ "...blue it is"
+ "or-"
+ "oh my god y/n! pick one!"
+ "i don't know!"
+ "ugh, you do this every time-"
+ "well, excuse me for trying to make you look nice"

Marius:
- you argue about misplacement of the salt and pepper shakers

+ "oh no!"
+ "what's wrong, love?"
+ "who put the salt on the right side of the table?! i just put pepper on my eggs- no!"
+ "uh, i put it there because it's where it belongs"
+ "uh, no marius. salt goes on the left and pepper goes on the right"
+ "uh, no"
+ "uh, yes"
+ "why didn't you just look at the letter on the shaker?!"
+ "because i know that the salt is supposed to be on the left side of the table!"
+ "maybe if you opened your eyes!"
+ "Maybe if you listened to me for once!"