Me: I'm having 2nd thoughts!
Elsa: Hm?
Me: Should you be single or be with Hans or be with Jack or be with- OMG I'M SO INDECISIVE!!
Elsa: ...?
Hans: Did someone call meh?
Anna: NO! *grabs his feet* *spins him around* *throws him off the window* *dusts hands* Soooo... It's either Elsa, Helsa or Jelsa for the win?
Me: Yeah... I CAN'T CHOOSE!
Hans: *boomerangs his way back here* Soooo... I'm finally getting noticed here huh?
Me: NO.
Hans: OH COME ON EVERYONE LOVES MEH RIGHT?!
Super 6, Hiro and Me: *takes one... HUNDRED steps back*
Me: SCREW YOU, DICK HEAD!!
Hans: *cries in da corner* Meanies... But I shall redeem myself so get yo arses ready, BISHESSS! Also, can I join chuu guys? I'm really funny...
Me: We have enough people who are funny... *gestures to Super 6 and Hiro*
Hiro: *headbutts all walls* *derp*
Rapunzel: *kidnapping herself* HALP MEHHH!
Anna: *flying around* I'M PETAH PAN! *hits the ceiling*
Jack: MAH LI'L PONEHHH MAH LI'L PONEHH! *has all MLP merch* *hugging them*
Hiccup: *drinking Astrid's yaknog for no reason* I FIND DIS DISGUSTING BUT I LOVE DRINKING IT. LOLOLOLOLOL- *head explodes and grows back again*
Astrid: *tweeting* Just broke up with Hiccup becuz he said mah Yaknog tastes horrid #bastard #sorrynotsorry #gohunny
Merida: *curls her hair with a potato* *aims herself with her bow and arrow* DIS IS HOW TO KILL THE PERSON CHUU HATE DA MOST.
Me: ... Well except for Elsa though...
Elsa: B-but I AM funny!
Me: Proof please...
Elsa: Uh... UHHH!! *kicks Hans groin*
Hans: *unaffected* :P I wore a groin guard which I didn't know I did and I didn't know I did wear one but I knew but still!
Elsa: *pout*
Me: Ok... Maybe we do need chuu... So... Eh...
Hans: Yay!! MISTAH SIDEBURNS ISH IN DA HOUSE, BISHEZZ! FOOK YAHHH!
Elsa: *rips his sideburns*
Hans: *shrieks like a girl* *sideburns grow back* I'M PURTY AGAIN!!! OvO
Ruffnut: *appears* YOO HOO! BIG SUMMAH BLOWOUT! *disappears*
Me: *plays hand-clap games by myself* Appear, disappear, 1/2, 1/4-
Elsa: Someone kill me...
Hans: *holds up a sword and a gun* Painful or quick?
Elsa: *smacks his face*
Hiccup: *vomits a potato* We got a- *vomits another one* We got a- *another one* We- *vomits a dozen more potatoes*
Anna: We got a dare by SunshineRocksxx23~
Hiccup: Hey Sun- *vomits another one* Su- *another one*
Me: Ok, this joke's getting old... NEXT. *claps twice*
Hiccup: *poof* *is a blonde* Da eff?!
Rap: BROTHAHHHHHH!! *tackles Hic*
Hiro: Can we focus here?
Merida and Anna: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"
Hans: Sup
Me: DO NOT INFLUENCE HER TO BECOME A DOUCHE, DOUCHE! *kicks him away* *ahem* Sup
"Needs some more Hijack in this..."
Hiccup: *becomes younger* What-
Me: *pushes him towards Jack*
Hijack: *kisses* *pulls away* O_O
Me: *unconscious*
Hans: GAYYYYY
Merida: *punches his face*
Hans: *neck becomes long* º^º
Hiccup: *becomes older again*
"I dare Hiccup, Kristoff and Jack to sing Lady Marmalade"
Me: Let's include Hans~
Hiccup, Kristoff and Jack: W-we don't want t-
Hans: Sure... *cartwheels to a random walk in closet* *goes back wearing really sl*tty prostute-y costume and mega heavy make-up*
Me: ... See boys? Why can't you guys grow balls and be a man and do the effin' dare?
Hiro: *is randomly blindfolded* Wat's going on?
Elsa: ... A... Am I the only one who finds this abnormal?!
Super 6 (but Elsa), Hiro, Hans and Me: *kidnaps each other* HALLLP!!!
Elsa: -_-
Me: Joke's getting old! *claps twice*
Kristoff, Hiccup and Jack: *now wearing sl*tty prostitute-y outfits* YAYZERS!
Hiccup: *screams like Christina Aguilera but fails*
Everyone but Hic: *ears are bleeding* SMDKEKRKEPSP
Hiccup: ... I'm gonna... *drinks Astrid's yaknog again*
Me: Joke's getting old!
Hiccup: *has rainbow hair* ...
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Random{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
