Lots of Dares and A Question

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Anna: Olaf... What are you doing?

Olaf: *stabbing non-stop with sharp objects* *laughs cutely* ... I don't know what I'm doing...

Elsa: *giggles*

Rapunzel: Oh! Finally! A comment! *drops brush*

Hiccup: *groans* Punz, I told you to paint the dragon black not rainbow...

Merida: Hey there! *waves while eating an apple*

Me: Her name's Wookyny so... Ask/Dare away! ^_^

Wookyny: I dare Jack and Rapunzel to kiss!

Me: Ah... The Jackunzel fan, eh?

Rapunzel: EXCUSE ME?! But I'm already married!

Jack: And I love Elsa-! *covers mouth, blushing*

Anna, Rapunzel and me: OMG! *fangirls*

Merida: *burst out laughing*

Me: *stops fangirling* Gotta kiss the Thief's wife...

Eugene and Elsa: We don't mind! *grins*

Rapunzel: *sighs* *kiss on the cheek*

Jack: *sighs* *kiss on the cheek*

Wookyny: I dare Anna and Hiccup to join an online dating system

Me: Wow...

Anna: What's that? *points at two of my laptops*

Hiccup: *pokes some buttons on the keyboard*

Me: *in my mind* God, I forgot they're not from the modern times... Well, I know Jack's reborn so he knows technology so...

Jack: Those are... Laptops...?

Me: Just go online! *grins*

AFTER LEARNING HOW TO USE TECHNOLOGY...

Me: Understand?

Hiccup and Anna: *nods*

...

Anna: What the- I can't believe I have a lot of guys...

Me: Sorry... I've never been on an online dating before...

Hiccup: This is far more worse than yours Ann-...! Did you just ask me out?

Me: *laughs*

Rapunzel: Can't believe you're actually a Hiccanna shipper...

Me: *grins and nods*

...

Anna: I'mma dating someone!

Hiccup: Yeah me too... Sorta...

Wookyny: Olaf, did you know that there is now a girl version of u?

Olaf: Yeah, why?

Me: ... Is that really all you have to react, Olaf?

Olaf: Yeah, why?

Elsa: *giggles*

Me: Oh look who's giggling... He/She actually has a dare for you, your majesty!

Wookyny: I dare Elsa to kiss Hans

Me: Your a Helsa (Hans x Elsa) fan too?! OMG! Me too! I ship everyone... (Except for 1...)

Elsa: Wha-?! You can't be serious!! *starts snowing in the room*

Me: *sings Reprise* Yes I am... I'm sure you can kiss him! 'Cause for the fir-

Anna: *covers mouth* I wouldn't sing that song if I were you...

Me: Ugh fine... *rolls eyes*

*still snowing*

Hans: I heard my name... Something wrong?

Me: *sings* Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!

You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!

Hans: *glares at me*

Me: What? It's true!

Elsa: *sighs under breath* Let's get this over with! *kisses Hans then slaps his face* Now get out... *smirks* Snowflake, sing it again!

Me: *sings* Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!

You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!

Hans: *slams door*

*stops snowing*

Me: Send in Questions! Oh! And Dares too!

EPILOGUE

Me: Oh! Heeeeeeeeeyyy Anna and Hic!

Hiccup: Turns out my date was Anna... Well... More of a friendly type of date

Anna: *forever alone face*

Me: *shouts* FRIEND-ZONED!

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