Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.

Embarrassing Pitch Black

Me: Now spin the sign and make this quick... I need an advertisement...

Jack and Hiccup: Fine... fine...

... Watch the advertisement!

Me: Hi! Call me Snow... And I've got a question for you! *points at screen* Are you horny? You wanna sleep with someone? Then call... Jack! *slight blushing*

Jack: *in his pants only and is spinning a sign that says 'I'm a male prostitute'* Hi... *winks*

Me: Or... Hiccup! *slight drooling*

Hiccup: *same action as Jack's but he has a bowtie* *winks*

Me: They're the Super 6's man whores! They're as lustful as you are so... Have fun! Call ****** *******! It only costs $100,000

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.~ 

Girls but me: ...

Me: So... Whaddaya think?

Elsa: Question... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IF JACK'S MARRIED TO ME?!

Me: That doesn't mean that those horny fangirls won't stop tackling him...

Elsa: *sulks* ... Fair point...

Rapunzel: I would suggest Eugene as well... He's as horny as those 'guy prostitutes'

Me: Ok! Remind me to include him. Mooooooving on... Dares! *derp*

Olaf: We'll have to read the most embarrassing moment of BLEEP Black...

All: *laughs*

Olaf: What?

Me: N-nothing! *grabs his diary from a random table*

Merida: Right after this, we'll read Anna's, Elsa's, Punzie's or even yours *holding many books*

Me, Anna, Elsa and Punzie: *blushing* N-NO!!! *tackles Merida*

Merida: GACK!! *gets tackled*

Hiccup: *is still in his 'prostitute' outfit* I can't seem to find my clothes

Jack: Me neither!... Shit...

Fangirls: *nosebleeding* WE WANT 'EM *holding money*

Jack: *rolls eyes* Let's read his diary... *reads*

"Friday, February 14th 2014

OMG! I can't find my dark unicorn plushie! You know how much I love that thing... T.T
Like, OMG! If someone ever reads about my Dark Rainbows (That's the name), I'd be thrilled and embarrassed.

Okay, so, like, anyway, DR is my dark unicorn plushie which I stole from a little gothic girl. Or... She gave it to me. Yeah... DR is like the moooooooooost adorable little cotton filled toy I have, like, ever seen in my whoooooooole life," 

All: *LMFAO -ing*

Me: OMG! Pitch Black. The Evil Nightmare King. A.K.A the BOOGEYMAN has a little soft toy?! OMG! Sooo funny! Unlike mine, I have this cute Toothless toy! *cute face*

Elsa: Lucky you're only 13. If you're, like... IDK... A kabillion years old like Pitch, I think it would be SO embarrassing...

Me: *nods*

Rapunzel: OMG! Anna!

Anna: *accidentally drops a cute HTTYD 2 Hiccup plushie*

Me: What's that Anna?

Anna: I-I-I can explain!!! *red face*

Me: Don't worry... You're secret's safe with us! *winks*

Elsa: *giggling*

Rapunzel: *giggles with Elsie*

Me: 'Cause I have my own HTTYD 2 Hiccup plush doll! *shows it off*

Hiccup: Whut?

Me: Nuthin'... *hides it*

Jack: *reads aloud*

"Wednesday, March 5th 2014

Diary... This is so... Humiliating. But I'm ought to share it to you... Gothel saw me naked..." 

All: WHAT?! *lols again*

Me: OMG! *hugs the two plush dolls*

Jack: *reads*

"Sunday, April 20th 2014

Ok... Diary... OMG! I BOUGHT ANOTHER CUTE DOLL!!! HER NAME IS MS TOOTSIES! Isn't she adorable?!"

Me: First there's Dark Rainbows... Then there's Ms. Tootsies...

All: *LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*

Rapunzel: OMG! I can't breath... I... HAhahadhshwnuiwfiew

Me: Let's call BLEEP Black...

Pitch: What is it, li'l brats?

Me: Do you know a name called... Dark Rainbows? *Smirking*

Pitch: *slight blushing* Wh-what?! N-no...

Me: ohh... How 'bout Ms. Tootsies?

Pitch: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? *red face*

Me: *takes out DR and Ms. Tootsies* This?

Pitch: *takes out Scythe* GIVE IT BACK!!!

Me: *gives*

Pitch: My babies... Daddy wuvs u... Now DIE! 

Me: RUN!!!!!!!

All but Pitch: *runs*

Pitch: *runs after but stops* Oooh... What do we have here? *evil laughs while taking Anna's, Rapunzel's, Elsa's and my diary*