Cusssssssssin' in dat chapter

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Me: WHERE'S MEH BEBE HANDY?!?!?!? TT^TT

Elsa: Geez, calm dow-

Me: I'M PERFECTLY CALM!!!!

Hiccup: -.- Riiiiiiiiiiiight...

Handy: *jumping on the couch*

Me: Nyaaaa, Handy!!!~~~ *hugs him* How's my nubby wubby dubby bubby tubby lubby subby baby little Beaverrrrr???

Handy: -.-

Anna, Merida and Rap: WE GOTZ DARRRRRRRES!!

"I need a HiccSnow moment"

Me: K... *makes out with Hic for 5 mins* ... done!

Super 6 but Jack: o.o

Jack: *randomly bumps into Rap*

Rap: JACK WHAT DA HECK?!

Jack: I was trying to make you curse~ :P

Rap: Why would you do that?

Jack: Cuz you're the only one who hasn't curse yet!

Rap: *crosses arms* Prove it...

Me: *plays a video*

~VIDEO TIME!~

Me: SH!T, F*CK, WHERE DA F*CK IS MY F*CKING MOTHER F*CKER OF A F*CKING BOOK?! PAKSHET!

Merida: F*CK!

Jack: You f*cking *ssHOLE!!

Elsa: HEY, ANNA DO YOU WANNA BUILD A F*CKING SNOWMAN?!

Anna: F*CK YEAH! I WANNA BUILD A F*CKING SNOWMAN!!

Gothel: F*ck you!!

Pitch: Nightmare party, B!TCHEZZZZ!

Bunnymund: Nightmares MY FLUFFY FUZZY *SS!!

Tooth: Where's that motherf*cking tooth?!

Jamie: *falls off a flight of stairs* SH!T

Sophie: *looking at the toilet* MAMA! LOOK! THERE'S A PIECE OF SH!T

Hans: THIS D*UCHE HAS B!TCHES BY HIS SIDE!

Kristoff: Sh!t! MY SH!TTY F*CKING CARROTS ARE GONE!

Olaf: *reading a book* *licks finger and turns page* THIS BOOK IS BULLSH!T!!!! *crazy tantrum*

Toothless and Sven: *growling*

Astrid: F*CK YEAH! IN YO FACE, MR. D!CKHEAD!

Snotlout: SH!T!

Ruff and Tuff: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Fishlegs: HEY F*GS!! LOOK WHAT I GOT!!

Hiccup: ^#!$&@*$*&@^$(!(",÷,**$&@(/¥@(*&@€/¥!)/(÷*'* NOW DO AS I SAY, B!TCH!

~END~

Rap: ...

Jack: Soooooooooooooo... That's there...

Me: Hic says the most cursed words...

Some Hiccsnow fans: MORE!!!

Me: Urgh fine... *makes out with him again*

Hiccup: *kisses back*

Me: *pulls away* I don't feel anything... Hey Handy!

Handy: Hmm?

Me: Does little nubby-kins want a cookie? :D

Handy: *scowls at his nicknames* *nods anyway*

Me: Oki! Let's go before they make me do more HiccSnow moments!*carries him and goes outside*

Hiccsnow fans: SNOWY! WAAAIIIT! WE NEED MOAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

Hiccup: ... I don't know what's going on right now...

You: Ikr...

Rap: *makes a burned pie* F*CK SH!T!!! DAMMIT! MAH MUTHA F*CKING PIE IS F*CKING RUINED!! GODDAMMIT!! o.e

Mer: YOU CURSED!

Rap: Dammit...

Elsa and Anna: *building a snowman*

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