Boys x Me 3: This is ridiculous... SNACK/FROSTY SUMMER

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Hiccup: DAAAYUM BABEH AYE LAB U BEBEH

Rap: *hugging a baby* Stay away from mah bæbiii

Bæbiii: *has a deeper voice than Hiccup* BUT MAMA I LAB HIM.

...

Me: Bored boooored bored bored boooored

Hiccup: Wanna date?

Me: =_= *kicks him away* *starts singing "In Summer" by Olaf*

Anna: AYE TOLD YOU DAT THE COLD BOTHERS YA :P

Elsa: No it doesn't

Anna: *puts Elsa's hand in front of her [Elsa's] face* *makes a re-loading-a-gun sound* *fires a snowball from Elsa's hand*

Elsa: *gets hit by the snowball* -_________-

Rapunzel: *appears from Jack's hair* HAAAAAALLELUJAH!!! DAAAAAARESLLELUJAaaa... I'm bored... BUT AYE FOUND DARES.

Anna: *chops Elsa's arm off* *wears military mask thingies* TIME FOR A REBEL FOR NOTHING!!

Elsa: *arm is bleeding rainbow ice cubes* -.-

Jack: *doing a manly ballet with his manly tutu* *does a manly piroette*

Merida: *ROSL-ing at Jack [Rolling On the Sun Laughing]*

Rapunzel: MER, BURRRRRRNNNN... Literally...

Hiro: Imma read the dares ya'll

Dashi: Mm mm gurl aint nobadeh got taim for that *z snaps* *wiggles finger* *moves head from side to side* Nuh uh gurl

Hiro: YESH I WILL *doing some manly ballet while going to the airport* *flies in the sky* *goes to a rocket ship* *flies to space* *gets sucked in the black hole* NUUUUUUU

Elsa: -______- I'll read it... By melrae

"I dare Jack and Summer (Frosty Summer) to have 7 minutes in heaven"

Me: ._.

melrae: c:

Rapunzel: NONONONO-- *everyone looks at her* nonooo.... I didn't know why I said that, maybe I should shut up... *removes mouth and hides it in her hair*

Merida: WAAAAIIII-- *everyone looks at her* IMMA SHUT MAH YAPS *flies off to Neverland*

Elsa: *NR (No Reaction)*

Anna: I KINDA SHIP IT... KIND OF. MAYBE.

Hiro: Frosty Summer... Hmm not bad of a ship name...

Me: WHY AM I BEING SHIPPED BY THE (UN)HOLY TRINITY?! DA FRICK.

Hiccup: (UN)HOLY TRINITY. ASSEMBLE *in a brown Power Ranger suit*

Jack: *in a bluish-whiteish power ranger suit with a manly tutu*

Hiro: *in his normal suit* *retarded laugh* AHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAH AYEM SO SEXEH.

Elsa: Narcissist -.-

Anna: JELLY *shoots Elsa with a snowball using her hand*

Me: *facedesk* *head bounces from the desk* *head is bouncing everywhere like a ball* *faceeverything*

Dashi: I FEEL SO LEFT OUT. SO I'LL JUST BE A MAID *in a manly maid costume* FAB *flicks hair* CALL MEH TADASHLEY PEOPLES~ TOODLES~!

Me: TURN OFF XDD

Elsa: ...

Anna: *shoves Jack and me in the closet* GO.

Me: WELP DA CLOSET IS TIGHT BUT I HAVE AN ICE CUBE SO IT WOULDNT GET HOT. *faceJack*

Jack: *faceRapunzel*

Elsa: How-- I'll pretend not to witness that '-'

The rest but Elsa: *has squirrel's tail*

Elsa: e_e Calm your sexy self, Elsa. You're hallucinating...

CHEBEN BORENG MINETS LATUR...

Me: *comes out of the closet* *swims to the couch* *is now swimming on the couch* SEND IN DA QUESTIONS AND DARES.

Hic, Anna, Rapunzel & Hiro: QUIDDITCH~!

Jack, Elsa, Merida & Dashi: NO. *points wand at themselves* AVADA KEDAVRA

Me: gais stahp with all the references..

Hiro: *is the son of Poseidon* Ikr Let it go guys...

Elsa: DIS CHAP IS LAME

Jack: LETS BREAK THE 4TH WALL THEN.

Rap: *breaks a wall*

Dashi: U JUST MADE THE CHAPTER LAMER

Hiro: WE'RE TRYING HARD NOT TO

Me, Anna, Rap & Kristoff: ~~SHE'S SO OUT OF REACH. AND IM TRYING HARD CUZ SHE MAKES ME FEEL--

Elsa: SCREW THIS *freezes everyone's hearts*

Jack: *becomes an ice cube*

I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK. SCREW THE COVERS, AND HERE ARE YOUR PEELED EYES. *tapes them back to your eyes* AND WTF EVEN MY NOSE IS BLOCKED WITH MUCUS.

Nye... Whatever...

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