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Me: For once, I miss dares... *looks at iPad for some dares*

"I dare HiccSnow to have a date"

Me: O_O ... Uh... I MISS THE QUESTIONS SOOOO FREAKIN' MUCH!!!!!!!!

Super 6: *looks at me weirdly*

Me: We have questions by Dragonfire75!~ *nervous, awkward smile*

Rap: Uh... Ok! :)

"What's your fave episode of HTF and why?"

Me: Umm... That's gonna be difficult... CUZ I WUV ALL OF THEM BECAUSE OF THE GORY GORE ACTION!~~

"Elsa and Anna, Did you see the premiere season of "Once Upon A Time"? And did you like how they portrayed you?"

Anna and Elsa: It was good!~ And yeah, I think it's ok :)

Rap: *le gasp* I saw a dare about a HiccSnow date! SQUEEE~! *drags me and Hiccup outside* GO ON A DATE OR HICCUP GETS TO TASTE A KABILLION VOLTS FROM SUNNY!!

Sunny: *creepy smile* Eow Hic~ *flying a kite* *lightning appears from behind her*

Hiccup: Why only me?!

Me: Because you're a man... You got dat banana...

Hiccup: How did she get here?

Me: Nevermind that... Since I'm surprisingly worried about you, let's get this stupid date over with... *snaps fingers* *wears a very beautiful sparkly black dress* *hair is in a bun*

Some boys: *wolf whistle*

Hiccup: Was that really necessary?

Me: Do you have to ask more questions and then I can watch you get electrified by Sunny? *snaps fingers*

Hiccup: *in a really hot tux*

Fangirls: *panting like a dog* RAPE USSSS!!!!1111111111one111

Sunny: *controls lightning and strikes it at them*

Random salesman: Fangirl crisps! GET YO FANGIRL CRISPS HURR!

... BACK WITH THE GROUP...

Kristoff: ~~I dedicate this song to you!~~ (Song: Heartbreak Girl by 5SOS)

Elsa: ~~The one who never sees the truth~~

Anna and Rap: *staring intently at a tv*

Merida: What're ye guys doin'?

Rap: Watching the date...

Anna: We couldn't help but ask some random agents to set up some surveillance cameras so we can watch their date~!

Jack: Like fangirl stalkers...

*surveillance camera is focusing on Jack*

Fangirl #1: ~~How does he knooooooooooooow?~~

Fangirl #2: #enchantedreference

!!AND BACK TO DA GROUP!!

"Hiccup, Do you want to meet Scorch? He's a blend Fury and also has a missing tail wing..."

Anna: I'm gonna call them! *takes out iPhone 6* *unfolds it* Err... This may take a while...

Rap: -_- I'll call them... *takes out iPad* FACE TIME!

DURING THE DATE...

AWKWARDNESS LEVEL: IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH...!

Me: *eating*

Hiccup: ...

Me: What?

Hiccup: Why do you eat like a pig?

Me: o.e *smacks his head* Don't judge me!!!

Hiccup: *iPhone is ringing* *takes out phone* Face Time... -.-

Me: Didja know that the wifi here is as fast as EFFF!

Rap: Hey Hiiiiic!!!

Hiccup: Sup...

Me: *butts in* GET ME OUTTA THIS TORTURE!!! Except for the delicious food and wifi but... STILL!

Anna: Dragonfire75 has a question for Hic~

Hiccup: And that would be...

Anna: Oh by the way, nice tux...

Hiccup: Thanks...

Anna: Anywho, the question iiiiis-

Rap: Do you wanna meet the Blend Fury named Scorch????

Hiccup: Meh... Sure!

Me: *continues eating*

Hiccup: Waitress!

Waitress: *flirtatious* Yyyyyyyeeeeeeessss~~~~~~~

Me: *playing my iPad*

Waitress: *fake smile* Your date is rather...... pretty...

Me: Awww how sweet of you!~ You look so bad yourself~ :3

Waitress: *glares at me* I'm sorry what?

Me: *glares back* I said... You're ugly...

Hiccup: I-I need to get the bill please...

Me: Go get the bill, BIATCH!

Waitress: *hisses at me*

Rap and Anna: Awwww! The dramatic tension of the love triangle~~~

Different Waitress: Here's your bill!

Me: Thanks so much~

Derrr, Happy now, Autumn... ye got yer Hiccsnow date come true... DX

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