Dares from my Inbox... Ft. Kristoff a.k.a my 5SOS brother and HANDY!~

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Hans: 5SOS SUCKS!!

Anna and Kristoff: *beats the crap out of Hans* YA BEEEEAACCCHHH!!! DON'T TALK SH!T ABOUT 5SOS!

Hiccup: ... Let's go with the dares from Snow's inbox who is busy rolling on the floor...

"I have a question-

Me: MY OVARIES!!!!!!! SHEEET! I JUST SAW DIS VIDEO ABOUT CALUM DANCING IN ONLY HIS BOXERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST HE DO THIS?!

Rap: OMG! Lemme see!

Elsa: I've seen it... I almost fainted O_O

Handy: Eow!

Me: *stands up* HANDY!!!!!!!

Jack: Enough o' that... -.-

Merida: O! IT'S DA WEE LAMB! I WANNA KILL IT!

Handy: *runs away*

PLEASE STAND BY AND LISTEN TO JACK AND ANNA OBNOXIOUSLY SINGING ANACONDA

Jack: MAH ANACONDA DON'T! MAH ANACONDA DON'T! MAH ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

Anna: OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT HER BUTT! OHMIGOSH! LOOK AT HER BUTT!

AND BACK TO DA SHOW

"I have a question... Why is Mer so quiet?"

Me: You call her quiet? -_- She just prefers the outside... That's why she sounds quiet but she's actually pretty damn noisy...

"What happened to Mericcup?"

Jelsa fans/Mericcup fans/Jackunzel fans: Yeah! WHAT DA EFF HAPPENED?!

Me: I don't ship it... I just support it... And I'm not into the ship... I'M BEING HONEST! :P

Jelsa/Mericcup/Jackunzel fans: *LE GASP*

Me: *sigh* FIIIINE... I'll make a Mericcup moment... MERIDA GET YO *SS BACK IN DA STUDIO!

Merida: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! *goes back inside the studio*

Me: Do some Mericcup moment!

Merida: *sighs* *kisses Hic on the cheek*

Jelsa fans/Mericcup fans/Jackunzel fans: *fangirls to death*

"I dare Mericcup to do 7 mins in heaven"

Me: You guys do that while I'll have some 5 Seconds of Summer~~~ ;)

Me, Rap and Anna: *fangirling*

Kristoff: *fanboying*

Elsa: *giggles*

Jack: I feel so left out here!

Hiccup: *sighs* Let's get this over with...

Merida: K! I seriously wanna do some archery...

Hiccup: Yeah, yeah... Let's go...

Mericcup: *enters the closet*

5SOS family and Jack: *singing some 5SOS*

7 mins later...

Me: *opens closet door* Hey guys~!

Mericcup: *eating some potato chips*

Me: You've been doing THAT for 7 mins?

Hiccup: Yup... *stands up and gets out of the closet*

Me: I would've expected him to have a ton of bruises because Mer doesn't like it if someone takes her personal space or smth but whatevurrr

Merida: I'm gonna take a bath... I hate the smell of Hiccup!

Me: I just made this chap boring ._.

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