Pippin: LA LA LA PAPER CUT!!!
Merry: What's with him...
Me: *Sigh* Who knows...
Pippin: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Pippin: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
Jeff: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DROWN ME AND NO ONE IS GOING TO LIVE IN ME!!!
Pippin: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *sees Jeff* what are you doing on land? *picks Jeff up*
Jeff: AHHHHH HELP ME
Me: Nope! Have a nice swim!
Jeff: I CAN'T SWIM
Pippin: *throws Jeff in the ocean*
Jeff: *sinks*
Pippin: There ya go Spongebob!!!
Sam: Hi! *sees Pippin* ummmm...
Merry: Where's Frodo?
Sam: He's... still a bit traumatized by Jeffina stealing the ring...
Frodo: IT'S CALLED THE PRECIOUS
Merry: K den...
Pippin: *jumps in ocean* I'M A WHALE
Me: No you aren't...
Pippin: I SHALL SAVE ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH AS PIKACHU THE WHALE
Merry: *sigh*
Sam: So... where's the soda coming from, anyways?
Me: *shrugs*
Pippin: WHEEEEEEEEEE
Rosie: Ohai Sa- *sees Pippin* ummm... I'll just come back later... AAAHHHH *runs away*
Sam: NICE GOING PIPPIN *runs after Rosie*
Merry: Well... I'm just going to... do some stuff now... *leaves*
Me: They're out, I'm out *glances at Pippin* I'll come back for him later...
Pippin: ALL HAIL PIKACHU THE WHALE
**also to be continued...**
