Okay so I made my friend TaurielMirkwood(follow her) a promise that I would post a story about Jeff everytime i got back from swimming. So here it is.
Jeff: swimming
Me: swimming
Canty: hi Jeff CANNONBALL
Jeff: no you can't swim!!! are you going to save her sister of arwen?!?!
Me: nope
Jeff: WHY
Me: You cheated on me FOR A CANTALOPE!!!
Jeff: I'll save her!
Me: You can't swim either Jeff
Sue: I'll save you Jeff!(drowns)
Jelly: Coming for you honey!!! Ooh a donkey(runs off to kill it)
(Canty died)
Me: it's just you and me now Jeff
Jeff: NO
Me:(smashes Jeff into a bajillion pieces) who's hungry???
All da clocks🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦: om nom nom
Okay then.
