JB: BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHH
Me: Shut up *ties JB to chair*
JB: What the...
Me: *holds out Jeff* eat this
JB: What no way
Me: *turns into angry basilisk*
JB: *hurriedly eats Jeff*
Me: Line up, Jeffs!
1 million Jeffs: *form line*
Me: *forces JB to eat them one by one* Mwahahaha
JB: AAAH THEY'RE KILLING ME FROM THE INSIDE
Me: *takes JB to Mt. Doom*
JB: Uh...hehehe...you're not going to throw me in, are you?
Me: *evil grin* Yes. *throws JB in*
JB: *agonized screaming*
Rest of the universe: YAAAAAAAY
And that was how JB DIED YAY!!!