So this is my date, Jeff the pineapple.
Jeff🍍: hi
Me: oh hi Jeff
Jeff🍍: will you marry me sweetheart?
Me: well... ummmmmm
Canty🍈: Hi Jeff
Jeff🍍: CANTY THE CANTALOPE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME!!!
Canty🍈: (reads chat) You... you... PROPOSED to that WOMAN!?!?!?
Me: You're cheating on me!?!?
Canty🍈: you're cheating on ME?!?!
Jeff🍍: Gotta go
Me: Oh no you don't! (Eats Jeff)
Canty🍈: NOOO YOU ATE MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Me: Do you realize how weird that sounded? Also I'd eat you, but I don't like cantaloupe.
Canty🍈: yaaaaay
Pointless square⬛: nom nom nom (eats Canty)
Me: Thx!
Pointless square⬛: You're welcome luv❤❤❤
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Okay... didn't know that my mind was capable of such randomness. Oh well, I don't care
llama much?
