Pokemon Truth or Dare

What Girls Feel

Pyro: Okay, the purpose of this chapter is for laughs (maybe, because I don't think this is funny) and because just yesterday, we discussed about sexuality. Now, the males made fun of us girls, and me, of course being competitive and a bit badass, shouted at them that most males these days are morons that only use us girls as tools for their own benefits. I hate how many boys looked down on us girls, and one of my goals is to prove that girls are just as strong, great, etc. as boys. Anyways, boys, these are to point out why girls are stronger, we have to deal through a lot of stuff like

1. The most dreadful time of the month; periods

Drew: *Folds arms across chests* Okay, Pyro. Why do you need me?

Pyro: Oh. *Grins evilly* Well, hit it gal!

Miley: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!! *Hits Drew on the private part with wrecking ball*

Drew: *Dead*

Pyro: Oops! Wrong person! *Revives Drew* Second shot! Go!

Leah: I CAME IN AND I STABBED YOUR BALLS!!!! *Hurls knife at Drew's private part*

Drew: *Screams in pain* Pyro! What the hell?!

Pyro: OMG!!!! Drew's having his first period!

Drew: What the?! *Looks down and sees blood* Ow.

Pyro: ^•^ *Walks to Drew* That's what a period feels like, well maybe for me. It's like there's a blade inside my abdomen, and its as painful as hell! Plus, I have to tolerate with six hours of sitting on an uncomfortable desk and dealing with life. -_- Plus, there are dem cramps that-

Miley: CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!! *Hits Drew with a wrecking ball on the private part*

Drew: *dies again*

Pyro: *Shrugs* Yea.It hurts so much. We girls have to deal with it, while for boys, cut off some skin and they're done! -.- Then there are thoughts like:

"What if there's a stain behind me?"

"What if my pad falls off?"

"What if it explodes-"

"Oh wait. That's not possible, yet it feels like it."

Pyro: See? A pain in da ass. *Revives Drew and pulls out knife*

Drew: Finally that's done!

Pyro: Oh yea, it's done! That's when a girl feels like celebrating and jumping up! *Stabs Drew's private part again* But wait! You get an extra day free! Accept it or else we'll force it on you! ^•^

2. Giving Birth

Pyro: This is maybe how painful it is judging by my mother's screams. *Revives Drew, pulls out knife, then stabs it repeatedly*

Drew: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! *Dies*

Pyro: Woo! Done! *Tosses away knife* Yay!

3. Drama

"*Sobs* Why did he left me?"

"Why am I so ugly?"

"Why is life so hard?"

Pyro: Yea. I always thought of these mostly during on my period. I have mood swings. I always feel like stabbing someone just by approaching me. And then there are problems with hair, outfits and trying to keep self clean -.- I hate being a girl.

4. Hormones

"LEN'S SOOOO HOT!!! *Cries* Why can't he, Link, Hikaru and Karuou or any of my fictional crushes be real?!"

"I can't help but fall for Liam! *Squeals*"

"My crush is coming! Gotta look my best!"

"He has a girlfriend?! Someone's getting a visit tonight."

With girls, when it comes to boys who they like, they actually kill for a date. Blame it on our hormones, and I must admit even my hormones are uncontrollable.

Pyro: And that's all since I'm running out of ideas! Woo! Now boys who are reading, make sure before you judge a girl, understand what she's going through. We're all about drama, BECAUSE we are girls. -.- Anyways, arigattou! Sayonara!~ ^0^