WARNING! THERE MAY BE MATURE THEMES AHEAD (no lemony shiz) SO IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR DISGUSTED, DO NOT READ ON! I REPEAT! GO TO ANOTHER CHAPTER AND DO NOT READ ON!
Question asked by YaoiLover328
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Question for Danny. . .Danny do you have any kinks? If so what are they?
Author-chan: Okay, what the ever loving fuck?
The whole room gasps at Author-chan's overly foul language.
Author-chan: Oh shut the fuck up! You all know I curse like a trucker.
Everyone nods in agreement, muttering here and there.
Tucker: So what's with the cursing? What did they ask this time.
Author-chan sighs as they turn to Danny, not exactly sure if they should ask this or not.
Author-chan: Danny. Sam. Come with me.
Danny and Sam both get up, not liking where this was going, and go into a separate, sound-proof room where Author-chan would feel more comfortable.
Sam: What are they asking us to do now?
Author-chan: No, it's not for you, Sam. I just thought that you might want to know this for future reference. Now, Danny.
Danny: Yeah, Author?
Author-chan: ...*mutter*...
Danny: What was that?
Author-chan: What'syourkink?!
Both Sam and Danny blush at the question, standing there in silence for a few minutes.
Sam: WHY WOULD A READER WANT TO KNOW THAT?! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WOULD WANT TO KNOW FOR FUTURE REFERENCE?! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?! YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE I WENT ON A DATE WITH HIM THAT IT'S GONNA LEAD UP TO-
Danny: Pygophilia
(Pygophilia: Arousal to buttocks)
Both the Author and Sam look at Danny, dumbstruck by his straightforward answer.
Author-chan: Well, Sam. Get ready for lots of anal.
Sam: I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU, AUTHOR!
Author-chan: Good thing this room is sound-proof. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! I had to research weird kinks just to find one that may fit a teenage boy like Danny. Apparently there's a kink, stygiophilia, that is arousal to hellfire and damnation. Weird, huh? Anyway, I'll see you guys in the next chapter! Until then, viszontlátásra!
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